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FlonaldGlump 79 points ago +80 / -1

He probably did that so half of us don’t commit suicide over the weekend

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Donnybiceps 44 points ago +44 / -0

Sorry for high jacking but...no joke, Mike Lindell, an honest good guy thats apparently on the "in" with Trump who sells mypillow. You type in "qanon" into the coupon area and it gives you 50% off....

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FuckTheOtherSide 25 points ago +25 / -0 (edited)

I mentioned this earlier & my faggot father (only by blood) flipped the fuck out the second I mentioned Mike Lindell. A few minutes later this idiot said Trump is a communist. These are the retards we are up against.

If you need a picture if your head to understand who these faggots are, just imagine the type of faggot that would hang out with the guy who attacked Steve Scalise. Shitty jeans, old ass fucked up faded t-shirts that have been ruined in their dryer that they tuck in which was probably like a shirt they bought in Hawaii 20 years ago as a souvenir, faggoty white New Balance shoes, hides behind a mustache, dry ass hair greying hair that's not faded on the sides.

Fuck these boomer faggots. Their commie union bullshit ends next week.

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Meisenmouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

😕. You just described my father, and he's based as hell!! he's been to every Trump rally he can make it to... Georgia, DC,Topeka. I try to give him cooler shoes, but he likes them NB!

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FuckTheOtherSide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mileage may vary with this description. I’m describing a California union faggot.

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Okie71 15 points ago +15 / -0

Crazier than Dennis Rodman bringing about peace talks with North Korea?

I say keep the crazy rolling- it's working.

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Cr0okedhillary 11 points ago +11 / -0

We’re in a bizarre thriller movie. Donald Trump and Pillow Lindell are about to tear shit up.

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becky21k1 9 points ago +9 / -0

... a pillow guy in bed with the president?

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Jabron661 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine a world where a braggadocios reality TV star and a reformed crack addict turned pillow salesman both love their country so much they decide to take on the forces of evil in this country....

This is a world I want to live in.

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Terressa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too

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Dskies 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what do we have to do to make this happen. Rub that Egyptian frog statue or something? I don’t even know any Egyptian?

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becky21k1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can hear that deep voiced voice-over guy who does commercials saying this

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Hugh 8 points ago +8 / -0

No kidding man. If the world is just the continuation of a monopoly game that a couple families won centuries ago and I'm basically a head of cattle to them, making consumer goods instead of milk, then I pretty much hate that, but I'm sincerely thankful to whichever one of those pricks is responsible for the comedic script details.

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Kozio_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

I bought two pillows with code "trump2020"

I was a little iffy once they were unpacked from shipping, but once I put my head on it I fell in love!

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snuggs316 5 points ago +5 / -0

you threw them in the dryer, right?

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Kozio_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shoot, that makes sense. Didn't find any instructions but I'll do that

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snuggs316 3 points ago +3 / -0

damp rag, 15 minutes in the dryer. it was on the plastic case, on a corner.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 8 points ago +8 / -0

You type in "qanon" into the coupon area and it gives you 50% off.

TFW you go to mypillow.com and it actually works...

https://thedonald.win/p/11S0gUeXom/

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TheSloth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfaoo no way

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Terressa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome

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seismadude2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Maybe......lol.....make Nervous Nancy have another drink.

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PonySoldier66 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lindell, 007

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WTF71 14 points ago +14 / -0

I like based pillow guy a LOT-in actions/words. And POTUS trusts him. His products and customer service are all top notch USA quality. Best frickin pillow I've ever slept on also. :)

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theneverman 9 points ago +9 / -0

He should start filling his pillows with red capsules, just for yuks

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TSquad 8 points ago +8 / -0

« Since Trump lost the 2020 presidential election, Lindell has been a fervent champion of the utterly baseless claim that the election was somehow stolen from Trump. »

Wew lad, this poor Philip Bump guy is for sure under heavy possession.

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Iseekekpeople 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based pillow merchant brings the bantz!

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Dukeremington 7 points ago +7 / -0

My first thought too.

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Carnasty 6 points ago +6 / -0

He went outside and did nothing, lol. It was obviously a ploy for the media. LINDELL 2028

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Donnybiceps 3 points ago +3 / -0

He did say he helped fund something about getting funds together in regards to voting. Dont remember exactly what.

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carriemcgavock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Believe that was the plan.

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YourMamma57 1 point ago +2 / -1

A: if its real WHOOOOO HOOOOOO! B: If trump trolls these commiebastards MEGA KEK

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hewhoblitzzz 1 point ago +1 / -0

italydidit - this the guy claimed to have serve congress with the proof before they voted to certify Biden.

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JasonThomasJones 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless you

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Captntrouble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was actually my first thought when I saw it.....lol

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TSquad 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kek

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Terressa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great!

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Trump4allz -16 points ago +3 / -19

I doubt that POTUS even talks to Mike at this point.

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FuckYouAsWell 14 points ago +14 / -0

of all the larps, this one is pretty well documented. Who did mike meet with then?

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Desktop [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah. Mike is just standing in front of a green screen.

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FuckYouAsWell 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can afford the good vfx. makes sense.