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MakeFreedomRing 124 points ago +124 / -0

lol Fuck this timeline. I blame that damn Eclipse in 2017. Shit ain't been right since.

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CahalTheMad 50 points ago +50 / -0

LOL Serious? You're not even real! No one here is. I died years ago, didn't know that I had died, and I've been living in my personal hell ever since. All of the people and events in my personal hell world, are all phantoms. None of this is real, it's just my eternal suffering.

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LegatusGandire 26 points ago +26 / -0

Am I an NPC in your hell then? Why do I feel like my own PC in my own hell? All we all NPCs????

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yep__yep__yep 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck? When? Net Neutrality had a HUGE push from content creators around the internet... Why didn't that happen again when it was up for vote?

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fellow_pedestrian 11 points ago +11 / -0

We all died from net neutrality

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HangtownBill 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your dead? So you voted for Biden?

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A10_BRAAP 20 points ago +21 / -1

I believe it was CERN. We have merged with another dimension. It has created a hyper-dimension where we get the best President to have ever existed, but there are side effects also where up is down and right is left.

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Mashiki 13 points ago +14 / -1

Multiverse theory is my favorite. CERN caused all realities to merge together for a short time, as the individual realities separate ... well you're in for a hell of a ride.

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Druid_Con 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some folks online claim that they no longer "feel" like there is a timeline.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny enough, I know that feel. Best way I can describe it is like a car or truck where the transmission is "stuck" in a gear. But the gears aren't moving, and are straining against the engine. Either what's stuck is going to break, or the entire transmission is going to fail...explosively.

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Trumpstwitterfinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry to burst you bubble, but check-out The Thunderbolts Project on youtube. The universe is electric, search for the video on how the crators on the moon were made by interplanetary lightening, its a real eye opener. Soon you will realize even main stream science is as bad as a religion and the black hole big bang universe is not only made up but impossible. If any group of people can see the lies of main stream science, its a fellow pede. The sun is electric, not nuclear. Crators on the moon were formed by electricity, thats why they are so impossible ( impacts on walls and bulls eye crators) and fossils were made instantly through electric discharge. Its a rabbit hole that will change your soul.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sounds interesting, I'll take a look. Thanks for the heads up.

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WhiskeyDreams 0 points ago +2 / -2

Bruh. That shits retarded.

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NotLikeThis 6 points ago +6 / -0

You got it, it forked off the greatest timeline there to the heart attack rollercoaster timeline.

Good thing for us, all roads lead to Trump.

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FaddyMcSaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek! That’s funny man, was thinking similar, like what in the actual fuck