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posted ago by BasedInFact +1403 / -0

Yes, I know pillows to smartphones is quite an ambitious brand extension, so maybe this could simply be a rebranded version of the forthcoming Gab phone.

Anything, even a dang flip phone would be preferable to the depraved duopoly of Apple and Google.

Yes, I know pillows to smartphones is quite an ambitious brand extension, so maybe this could simply be a rebranded version of the forthcoming Gab phone. Anything, even a dang flip phone would be preferable to the depraved duopoly of Apple and Google.
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FaddyMcSaddy 28 points ago +28 / -0

“I guarantee it will be the best nights call with your crazy ho, you’ll never want another phone again!”

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BasedInFact [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Maaaaaybe, but just don't expect that to make it into the commercials.

Present-day Mike Lindell is as wholesome as he is based.

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FaddyMcSaddy 6 points ago +7 / -1

Even Mikes gotta talk to his ho now and then..

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davidmode 7 points ago +7 / -0

Giza DreamPhone™

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yeti1 16 points ago +16 / -0

“You’ll love my patented Dream Phone technology made only in a region between the Himalaya Mountains and the South China Sea.”

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COnDEMnED 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

“My pillow Phone, lay down for a conversation, stay for the well rested nights sleep. Put your head on our Phillow”.

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BasedInFact [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, a phone and a pillow. You are a product development genius!

For the number of times I have kept reading TDw way past reasonable bedtime... I need this!

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SuperMario 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gab is already looking at making their own phone. And set top box for media.

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BasedInFact [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, I knew about the phone, but not the set top box. Want!!!!

Sorry Apple, I loved you nearly 40 years, but you killed yourself with Leftism.

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BostonVoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is 100% a possibility. And the phone cases will be made of Giza Cotton

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Dale_Gribble 6 points ago +6 / -0

bruh if we email him "if you build it we will buy it" im sure he would do something

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Bongshapiro 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even if it only makes calls, I'm in. But please MAKE IT WARSHABLE.

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Rsm61 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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djembemc 6 points ago +6 / -0

myPhone. Has a nice ring to it. Sign me up

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Mrs.Frostbite 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they are as good as the pillows I’ll be first in line for the myphone!

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mkdir-not-war 5 points ago +5 / -0

I miss phones with buttons. Wouldn't hate returning to flippe

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BrewSwillis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Made in the USA, and 100% warshable!

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Gmelindag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me and my sister were thinking gab may make a phone call at the G phone or Elon musk could make a new phone and call it the Ephone! They could roll out several hundred million for people to dump the iPhones! We will buy them and throw these iPhones in the ocean!

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YUNG_GUAC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yo...but what if Mike Lindell is really Tom from MySpace from the future...Getting the pillow rolling, so to speak.

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Stolen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get a de googled or Linux Phone.

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Snappybs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy an unlocked Google pixel 4a for like $350, flash on GrapheneOS. Install Gapps if you need to run apps that use google play services.

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INeedABunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've always wanted to know whatever protocol is used for a cell phone call. They can't be too crazy to make something that can ONLY call and receive calls. Not even capable of supporting a snake game or contacts. I bet with modern tech you can make one not much larger than the sim card itself minus whatever size antenna required.

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patriotblend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately the old system including 3G is getting phased out for VoLTE. Potentially an issue in rural areas where much like the shutdown of dialup those folks may have less connectivity with the new tech

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Kar3212345 3 points ago +3 / -0

Considering I bought $500 worth of my pillow stuff this week so I could throw away my perfectly functional sheets etc...

I’m in.

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GabeC1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's a pillow, but it's also a phone! Buy now, and get one free!"

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ModernDayMao 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll take 2

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