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psyop 36 points ago +36 / -0

LOL! Sorry Mario, but your Princess is in another castle!

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OppaiZuriZuri 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nah, she's in another tower.

Trump Tower!

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inthebreeze711 13 points ago +13 / -0

ow lol

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RedPillosopher1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top kek

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TH3JAD3DH3ART 26 points ago +26 / -0

Don't worry Mario what doesn't kill you will only make you smaller.

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Pleepleus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well played.

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WildMassGuessing 17 points ago +17 / -0

No worries, Mario got Pauline on speed dial.

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GynaNumbaZero 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mama mia!

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V2021 12 points ago +12 / -0

Posts like these are why I've come to TD for four years.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 11 points ago +11 / -0

They LET you grab them by the princess!

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KungFluPanda187 10 points ago +10 / -0

Top kek

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djembemc 7 points ago +7 / -0

SIMP!

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Semmelweis 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can't fool me, the only one that covers the eye like that is Dan Crenshaw!

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mario is illuminati.. ??

Damnit

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KekMasterYoda 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK!

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grumpyhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

holy hell.. can i cash in my updoots for this guy...

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MagaHippie88 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spicy!!!! <3 MAGA2021

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RedPillosopher1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Raises the question, is being cucked by GEOTUS really being cucked though, i mean who could blame a woman for falling in love with the pinnacle of what it means to be a real man, what mere mortal could compete, what selfish man would deny his wife the opportunity to be the god emperors concubine. Hell it should be an honor, why is mario so upset, very low energy, this is why luigis mansion is a better game. Plus your step kids could wind up being billionaires or major world leaders thanks to the supreme genetics of the very stable genius.