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Trump Hides Nuclear Codes In Bible Where Pelosi Will Never Find Them (media.patriots.win)
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– TheKingOL 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can't come into the room unless he invites her.

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– GulagPBS 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can't touch it, or go near crosses, eat food with garlic, touch silver, or go near a strongly presented religious symbol.

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– DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Confirmed.

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– Kelcius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made all my family laugh

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– deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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– suitcasegate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden will just open it to the Book of Palms!

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– TR1UMPhUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a BabylonBee article.

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– DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crazy Nancy will burst into flames if she picks up a Bible.

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– Pleepleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put holy water in her vodka flask.

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– DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since Nancy is always telling us she's a prayerful Catholic.... I've always wanted to splash a little holy water in her general direction and begin the ritual for an exorcism. Just for shits and giggles.

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– orc_lives_matter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why are you straight up stealing from Babylon Bee with citing it?

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-hides-nuclear-codes-in-bible-where-pelosi-will-never-find-them

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