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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 62 points ago +62 / -0

How long before The My Pillow Guy gets "disappeared" from Twitter?

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monximus91 12 points ago +12 / -0

those aren't pillows!

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FortheloveofBennie 4 points ago +4 / -0

"You see that bears game last week?" "Hell of a game."

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NunyiBidniz 2 points ago +3 / -1

How’d you like a mouthful of teeth?

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NunyiBidniz 1 point ago +1 / -0

A downvote for a movie quote- ? Poop...

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Neco-The-Sergal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm imagining a silly situation where he gets raided by the alphabet soup agencies like Roger Stone - but they go to break his homes' door down only to see the entire inside of his house has become a dungeon of pillows that cover the walls, floor and ceiling as its turned into a labyrinth. "You want me?! Come and find me, if you can!"

Featuring many miles of hidden basement tunnels fully covered in pillows and deadly traps. No one survives.