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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 62 points ago +62 / -0

How long before The My Pillow Guy gets "disappeared" from Twitter?

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monximus91 12 points ago +12 / -0

those aren't pillows!

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FortheloveofBennie 4 points ago +4 / -0

"You see that bears game last week?" "Hell of a game."

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NunyiBidniz 2 points ago +3 / -1

How’d you like a mouthful of teeth?

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NunyiBidniz 1 point ago +1 / -0

A downvote for a movie quote- ? Poop...

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Neco-The-Sergal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm imagining a silly situation where he gets raided by the alphabet soup agencies like Roger Stone - but they go to break his homes' door down only to see the entire inside of his house has become a dungeon of pillows that cover the walls, floor and ceiling as its turned into a labyrinth. "You want me?! Come and find me, if you can!"

Featuring many miles of hidden basement tunnels fully covered in pillows and deadly traps. No one survives.

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Bonami 57 points ago +59 / -2

No way Biden got more than 40 million votes IMO

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carriemcgavock 25 points ago +27 / -2

Shit, you're being mighty generous.

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Bonami 8 points ago +10 / -2

OK, 20 million :)

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carriemcgavock 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ok, but I would say under 10 million.

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VapingTrumpsPiss 7 points ago +8 / -1
  1. Just two.
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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not more than 1 million

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VapingTrumpsPiss 4 points ago +4 / -0

No my friend. Two. Only two votes. Not two million.

Two.

His wife and his dead momma. Lmao.

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

He may have failed to vote for himself

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Bonami 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hah :)

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a chance, no point in playing a rigged game.

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intobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many millions were non citizens?

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots is my guess, as well as lots of those massive homeless camps they have in every Dem state, sad souls who will sell their vote for five bucks.

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digitalher0 33 points ago +34 / -1

I will never believe Biden got 68 million votes, someone should look into that

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Kingoftheroad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Must be talking about only the states we've been hearing about and its only like 7 of them. Imagine if they examined the whole country! Trump 100+ million Biden 35 million

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digitalher0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty sure Biden got, like, 8 votes total

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SouthernParadise 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard it was 4 votes but one of them didn’t count cause Biden voted twice.

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digitalher0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure old Joe voted for Trump just to make it fair

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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monximus91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Citizen Audit Seizure

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Dale_Gribble 18 points ago +18 / -0

if this man keep this up. Im going to be broke.

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BostonVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

I placed my 3rd order for pillows and sheets this week

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RamMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those sheets are really comfy. My favorite set to be sure.

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Dale_Gribble 1 point ago +1 / -0

cuz you needed more? just just to show support.....FOR YOUR NECK AND BACK mypillow patented fill is designed to perfectly fit around your head and neck to give you that perfect sleep.

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Sweetaco -1 points ago +2 / -3

Which is what he wants. Stop being the gravy train for these dumb motherfuckers. They'll disappear next year and you'll just have less money. Keep your money

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wonder if these tweets will get as much scrutiny as those WaPo paparazzi pics of him today coming out of the WH with his coffee and notes.

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monximus91 2 points ago +2 / -0

we're the media and the el presidente

fight me

Buunshin - No Match

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hewhoblitzzz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't care how this shit turns out, my entire Liberal womentally retarded familly is getting one next year for xmas.

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monximus91 2 points ago +2 / -0

mer-MAN, mer-MAN!

Trans gender ma'am goes off on a GameStop

500 congress to 20k national guard troops lol

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better buy it now. He will be banned from selling anything soon.

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CovfefeVideo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pillow Fight!

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monximus91 3 points ago +3 / -0

hot topless sorority girls have entered the chat

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Eagleeye4aneye 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if this is just "pillow talk".

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monximus91 3 points ago +3 / -0

need weather tech bullet proof pilllows

Timecop 1994 Opening Scene

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hollow_fang 7 points ago +7 / -0

Uh oh.

Incoming Twitter ban.

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StraightWhiteCisMale 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've already flagged it as having a risk of violence 🤡🤡🤡

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ZGR81 5 points ago +5 / -0

I keep staring at my phone waiting on the EBS. It will be the best sound I've ever heard.

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Trustnone 4 points ago +4 / -0

This information had been ignored by how many elected officials? This is why there are so many that will be labeled traitors to this country. Treason carries a harsh punishment.

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JohnTomato 3 points ago +3 / -0

But for realz though, my My Pillow is the best pillow I've ever owned.

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itsdazzling [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
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itsdazzling [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

More drama? The American report's website is currently offline

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Monitor

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Siretch 3 points ago +5 / -2

What politicians do not know is that all military personnel are embedded with a chip that prevent them from harming the Constitution at any costs - I believe the command to activate the chip is "Execute Order 1776".

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Siteless_Vagrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think Biden got anywhere NEAR 68. I think the flipping votes part of the steal is bigger than we think. Trump was in the 9 digit range and Biden didn't clear 20 mil. That's why 20-30k troops in DC.

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SheDoc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this man's loyalty.

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Normal 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he Suicide by hanging himself with the rope tied to a door knob. He's been taken out by the Cabal

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

I question if Biden had even 50 million.

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Hoopster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth has no place in a banana republic.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, and about this, we shall do... ?

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truth_about_trees 1 point ago +1 / -0

What does the first image purport to show?

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HappyPedeInCA 1 point ago +1 / -0

You already can't like this post on twitter, due to "We try to prevent a Tweet like this that otherwise breaks the Twitter Rules from reaching more people, so we have disabled most of the ways to engage with it. "

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OriginalPrimitive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a feeling in their meeting Trump told him...the fight was another day. Damn, I’m going to miss him.

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raynman33 -1 points ago +2 / -3

We’re fucked if we are relying on Lindell now. Why can’t Trump get better people around him?

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StraightWhiteCisMale 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say there's more going on beneath the surface.