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BostonVoter 19 points ago +19 / -0

You're probably a guy lol

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StartAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Freedom Boner nonetheless.

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nra1ifer 30 points ago +30 / -0

I sleep sooooo soundly every night on a My Pillow pillow.

Mike is a great guy.

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Averon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't wait for my pillows and sheets and towels that I ordered tonight to come.

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StraightWhiteCisMale 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always struck me as a guy I'd really like to have as a friend, hope I get to meet him someday.

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StartAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

pillows come with meme magic feels

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Staatssicherheit 23 points ago +23 / -0

Amazon used to be a book store. Lindell needs to partner with Trump and bring us MAGA commerce. I'm willing to pay more for MAGA sourced goods.

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Feral_Human 5 points ago +5 / -0

You don't really pay more if the product is better made & lasts 7x longer than the cheap crap you get from Wal-Mart. $20 for a product that lasts 5 years is a better deal than $5 for a product that lasts 6 months.

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 16 points ago +16 / -0

An epic story of redemption and hope. Perfect bedtime story as i drift off on MyPillow with my Giza sheets.

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MediaPresstitute 4 points ago +4 / -0

do you know if he's written a memoir or anything (yet)? or recommend a good place to discover his backstory... i've known him to be a great patriot and supportive of our movement but don't know much about his story. thanks.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes he wrote a book and I would love to read it.

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Peachykeen74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gizaaaaaaaah...

So warshable.

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Peachykeen74 15 points ago +15 / -0

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Jesus is KING. “but God has chosen the foolish things of the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen the weak things of the world to shame the things which are strong,” ‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭1:27‬

God is laughing at the pompous elite that can’t figure out how they’re getting screwed by a reality tv real estate tycoon and a pillow salesman 🤣

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YourMamma57 13 points ago +13 / -0

Man foolishly thinks of a plan, the Lord thinks of a man.

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No_6655321 9 points ago +9 / -0

discussing the number of pillows they need for those in dc sleeping on the floor

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StarsStripesandGrit 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's how God rolls

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

MDMA!?

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SheDoc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love drug

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MagaKag45x2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, notice the timing of his success.

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TangerineShine 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m buying like 17 pillows from this dude tomorrow

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BostonVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmfao. Its amazing

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z06MAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Totally bought a King MyPillow with Giza Pillowcase because of Mike Lindell's speech at the Million MAGA March. It's pretty nice. Promo Code: RSBN.

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perspectivefromahill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit, I should get a pillow before they put my ass in the gulag. Hope they got expedited shipping!

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veritasvincit 9 points ago +9 / -0

People seriously underestimate the importance of getting a solid night's sleep before being executed and tossed into a mass unmarked grave.

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RyanUpCreek 4 points ago +4 / -0

The next administration will have a VP named Mike

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lindell was just a lowly wretch, turned humble pillow merchant, turned highly anointed disciple of God Emperor. A modern day Cinderella.

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Gezadreamsheets 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah! Remember who Jesus surrounded himself with! Not Mitch McConnell, not Mike Pence! Who would’ve even thought, that all these Republicans would sell us down the river along with our supreme court!I vote for a God loving man Mike Lindell!

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NoCoupForYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the run up to the Diplomatic Breakthrough in North Korea involved pleas from Dennis Rodman for the President to meet Kim.

The Trump Show is the greatest Show on Earth.

"The most entertaining ending is the most likely." - Elon Musk

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proudtobeadeplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

an american hero and i have said it for weeks. today, i committed to only buying mypillow.com forever. as long as it's made in the USA. which is at least until he dies. hopefully whoever takes it over afterward does not cuck out

he has earned a job in the next administration. this guy is MAGA or BUST

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QuietSpark 3 points ago +3 / -0

“And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.” Romans 8:28

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fredbrown 3 points ago +3 / -0

going from a life consumed by addiction to being saved by Jesus Christ

This is why liberals hate him.

to owning a wildly successful business and becoming wealthy beyond your wildest dreams

Why they despise him.

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Vivere_Pericoloso 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someday there should be a biography movie about him..

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Shilled_due_to_reset 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, it's a cool story. Does he ever come on here I wonder?

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a my pillow pillow, your dreams become memes

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redbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

He Lives, He Lives Who Once Was Dead

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Trumpanelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bought my first MyPillow at a Home Show before there was ever a TV ad promoting it. Mike Lindell can be President one day.

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zondervan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Game it out... Why Lindell? What does he bring to the table? Awesome commercial skills, a wise CEO, and pillows. Commercial skills, don't need it, pillows, unless he is trying to supply them in the prisons, not relevant. His CEO skills, that is what matters, so why? WELLLLLL... If/when Trump activates his EOs, IA, and War Time Production , he can ( should) seize the assets of big tech companies. So what if Lindell's role will be to serve as interim CEO of big tech to bring balance to social media platforms and then oversee their legal reckoning and / or conversation to public utilities? Read the tea leaves...

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meme_war_vet 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should run for gov!

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entwickelnden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its not by luck, its not a special power, its the quality of sleep he gets each night thanks to his MyPillow. Get yours today, and you too will be taking down commies with the GEOTUS.

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ShlookiPooki 1 point ago +1 / -0

America ❤

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +2 / -1

God knows what He's doing!

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some of us have been swirling in the shitter this year. Maybe he should give his book out for free, even if it's just a pdf. It could really help some people who are broke.

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ForwardObserverFIST1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Down vote me but that's ONLY great for Mike! Unless he is a great strategist, its horrible for a battle plan. What experience does Mike have? POTUS has unlimited resources and chooses the mypillow guy? WTF!

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Willholbert09 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Where do I buy a body pillow of Kayleigh or Chanel? (I fixed a typo)

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NerdWar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden has entered the chat

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

where? I am asking for a body pillow of 2 beautiful patriotic women. I am not asking to sniff 6 year olds.. So fuck off. plus I was fucking joking you imbecile

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go to church and get a real girl.

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Willholbert09 3 points ago +3 / -0

thanks for the advice. Unbelievable how my joke turned into me being a sinner.

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NerdWar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm with ya there, but he seems equal opportunity on his sniffs. I imagine patriotic beauty is a rare a scent that he'll never get to add to his collection.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patriotic Beauty.. hmmm.. it's a catching name for a beautiful perfume.