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gabman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Christ is king! i am praying for everyone here!

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ForwardObserverFIST1 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is the story of a drowning man.

As the man is drowning, he has no fear. Why? Well, this drowning man is very religious.

“God will save me!” he says.

A man in a canoe comes by and offers the drowning man a life jacket. He says, “No thanks. God will save me!”

Then, a helicopter comes overhead. The crew throws a ladder down to help save the drowning man, but again the man says, “No thanks. God will save me!”

Finally, a person swims out to the drowning man to save him and the man says, “Climb on my back. I will swim you to shore.”

Of course, the drowning man still refuses and says, “No thanks. God will save me!” And so, the man that had come to save the drowning man returned to shore.

Sadly, the drowning man did drown. He went to heaven where he sees God. He says to God, “I prayed every day and was a very religious man.

I did everything the prayer books told me to do, so I have to ask you, why did you let me drown?”

Then God replied, “I sent a canoe, a helicopter and a man to bring you to shore and you refused their help!”

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codesherpa 5 points ago +5 / -0

How does it end? God wins.

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RobertSparks777 4 points ago +4 / -0

And his people, and his Angels.

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INeedABunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until we are called home, this is not the end.

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Random_byte 2 points ago +3 / -1

I wonder if that’s how Muslims in China feel?

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

or Buddhists.. Biuddhists were the original purge, aka Tibet being genocided.

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Tharin 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're mortal coil will have to wrestle with this. I refer to the header of this post.

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Guillotifa -6 points ago +1 / -7

And invent photos of Jesus with blue eyes and fair skin 😒

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Guillotifa 0 points ago +1 / -1

Propaganda matters.

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Willholbert09 -1 points ago +1 / -2

yeah.. while your country is stolen from you by communists. Ask the peaceful Buddhists in Tibet how that worked out with the Chinese.

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NotMyGovernor -1 points ago +1 / -2

God's asking Who is John Galt