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Semper 4 points ago +4 / -0

God

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Scrubattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based Canadians.

Probably not our cuck ccp prime minister though.

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FuckChinaJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

AMLO is a socialist, but he hates DC swamp.

I highly doubt China likes the DC swamp creatures much. They are blocking the US from invading Syria in the UN every single time in Obama's years.

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Jmk1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

India.

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Pmb1903 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate to say it but canada and mexico I think would be in our side..mexico has been on our side since trump. He's helped them tremendously like really really helped them (trump's voice) In the whole drug and human trafficking thing..now tredaux is corrupt we all know that but he would side with us thinking it would save his own ass..I know they are socialist but socialist and communism is different. Anything that would affect us would ultimately affect them later down the line..if china took over here they would steamroll anybody in south america or canada. China has some crazy winters and I hear trained pretty good in winter warfare. I see them both joining us..plus india, spain, israel, South Korea, australia and possibly germany and ukraine. It would be a wrap for china pretty fast even if they decided to join with Russia which I don't think would happen either. No way they are trying to take over the world together without nukes..if trump stays in office russia's out because I have seen that trump and putin have pretty a pretty good understanding..no doubt putin will execute some mf once shit gets leaked because hell know trump.will be back eventually and they don't want to fuck with us.

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Pmb1903 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I forgot japan. But we all know where they stand lol

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EvilGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah Canada is firmly on the China side these days. They need to be invaded asap.

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Boudicca2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, and Brazil and Poland, and Hungary, and Czech Republic and probably several South American countries. The people of Australia and Britain will want to ally with us but their governments won't.

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MooseKnukl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Russia

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DeplorableDee47 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mexico would be an amazing ally...have you seen them go after the cartels? It's pretty fuckin badass..

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codesherpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the end geography usually plays a big role. That hasn't changed for thousands of years. Canada, US, Mexico are in this for the long haul. Take a look at previous wars throughout history, can't underestimate geographic distance as a overriding factor.

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RudeFuckingPrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cooler team mates all together.

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go on...

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NetherPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You make it sound like civil war 2 is actually world war 3... wait...

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