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Jagdtiger 21 points ago +21 / -0

One of Pelosi’s hemorrhoids ruptured.

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Tequilaflowers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol 🤭

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Mr-J 7 points ago +7 / -0

the scanner said "respiratory distress" and "unresponsive"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zMfggyeaIQ&start=60

cyanide capsule maybe? lol

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whateverbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do they need the whole destrict for a single person? Something ain't right 🤔

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Tacsol5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must have been someone "important".

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Getting hit in the forehead with a fast-moving projectile causes respiratory distress.

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one_cool 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID-19

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GetToTheChopper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden hopefully.

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Mr-J 5 points ago +6 / -1

says female unresponsive, so it was pelosi

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Nicksosick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pelosi and Schumer threw down.. Schumer got knocked out..lol jk

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OKRancher 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are a lot of NG in the Capitol and a lot of bored first responders nearby. It could be as simple as one of the NG having a medical condition.

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Bugsofbaillie 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s convenient

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swutalk 2 points ago +3 / -1

AHHHHH.. I wish I knew what was happening everywhere!! I am way too impatient for politics!

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beepee123 1 point ago +1 / -0

The address mentioned on the scanner is an apartment complex. This is a routine EMS call.

Boooring. Sorry.

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Desert_Covfefe [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

weird, that address is nowhere near the capitol. I wonder if its normal to call in rando addresses when high profile criminals get their annual stroke.

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deathcat 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bets if they don't call it a bomb scare, that they are planting bodies from the local morgue so they can say a group of white supremacist went on a shooting spree at the Capital.