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TraitorJoes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Announcers voice:

"He only wanted two things... for America to get enjoy better nights sleep... and to stop the commie lizard people who are destroying the United States of America"

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JwPATX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blessed be the pillow makers

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wavearsenal333 3 points ago +3 / -0

for they shall inherit the kek.

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Kekintosh2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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Woohan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I requested an autographed picture for my son, who is a huge fan, and he sent one. Amazing guy.

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PrimaryRINOs 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's one of my favorite characters in this drama

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he puts a marble in all Democrat pillows, let them have fitful rest

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dirtysanchez69 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope he wasn't instructed by Trump to larp around a bit yesterday. I mean, he just happened to show the exact page of "important notes" to be taken by photographers?

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Kekintosh2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too convenient

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freeamerica4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

On Twatter, RSBNetwork says 1pm today he will talk about what was on the paper.

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nofactchecks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never really ordered many products that advertise via mini infomercial type marketing but if we manage to pull this one out I'm gonna order one for everyone in my family....the ignorant, Biden voting, back stabbers!!

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

'24?

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bourbon_neat 0 points ago +1 / -1

Maybe he and the gab CEO can be on the 2024 ticket!

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Lembas_Bran 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Based Christian pillow maker.

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AnonUSA2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

that use to smoke crack but Jesus has saved him for this moment. Jesus was like dude stop smoking crack we will need you for an epic battle in the future.

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Lembas_Bran 2 points ago +2 / -0

God writes the best stories!

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the Lord sayeth unto Lindell, "put down that crack pipe. Make great pillows and bring restful sleep."

Lindell obeyed and the sleep was good.

Then the lord sayeth into him, "Bring glory unto GOETUS, shitpost on Twotter."

Lindell obeyed and was not afraid for the Lord was with him.

Then the Lord said, "You have brought glory to my name and to the name of your GEOTUS. I shall now bring glory to yours."

The people rejoiced and there was much good sleep.