382 Sometimes it takes a pillowmaker to awaken the whole country. (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️ posted 89 days ago by EuropeanRepublican 89 days ago by EuropeanRepublican +384 / -2 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (18) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 2 ▼ – Lembas_Bran 2 points 89 days ago +2 / -0 God writes the best stories! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Jimmyprawns 2 points 89 days ago +2 / -0 For the Lord sayeth unto Lindell, "put down that crack pipe. Make great pillows and bring restful sleep." Lindell obeyed and the sleep was good. Then the lord sayeth into him, "Bring glory unto GOETUS, shitpost on Twotter." Lindell obeyed and was not afraid for the Lord was with him. Then the Lord said, "You have brought glory to my name and to the name of your GEOTUS. I shall now bring glory to yours." The people rejoiced and there was much good sleep. permalink parent save report block reply
God writes the best stories!
For the Lord sayeth unto Lindell, "put down that crack pipe. Make great pillows and bring restful sleep."
Lindell obeyed and the sleep was good.
Then the lord sayeth into him, "Bring glory unto GOETUS, shitpost on Twotter."
Lindell obeyed and was not afraid for the Lord was with him.
Then the Lord said, "You have brought glory to my name and to the name of your GEOTUS. I shall now bring glory to yours."
The people rejoiced and there was much good sleep.