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posedgeclk 19 points ago +20 / -1

That's what they tell the new guy before making bets and giving him a Q-Tip to take out someone famous. If he doesn't get any on his own skin, they buy him drinks and hand him his cardiac arrestor so he doesn't have to go through the hassle again.

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inspir3dgenius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Level up! New ability unlocked!