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And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
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pepperedtrail 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did you see Gears 5? You play as a dyke bitch female in the campaign. LMAO

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pepperedtrail 11 points ago +12 / -1

3rd one was when they started cucking and adding female soldiers in.

Because apparently women who weigh 110lbs soaking wet are just as big and strong as 300lbs linebackers. LMAO

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Artek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, but you know we only used them because they were small. Harder to hit small targets.

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

bUt AnYa iS aN oFfICeR!

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Normal sized gears like Carmine could also move the same shit no problem, said gear would be crazy heavy by our standards, to the point of unthinkable.

Either their equipment isn’t as heavy as it looks and/or people in this universe are much stronger than ours by default.

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modscalledmeacuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

get back in the kitchen birthing creech!

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MSG1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

You play as her white boyfriend for the first act, you swap to the chick because he gets hurt being a baddass that saved a whole evacuation while bringing serious hurt to the enemy. Said chick has Marcus and Baird as her direct mentors/superiors throughout the rest of the game. The other dude sounds like he couldn’t be bothered to look past the upper layer of surface deep.

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last great one. 4 was okay, 5 was a feme power yasfest

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

According to the lore humanity is nearly extinct so the women are pretty much baby factories, so why the fuck would they be putting women on the front lines to fight aliens? They just tossed the lore out the window in favor of wokeism

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modscalledmeacuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

i still hold out hope for sofia, my headcannon is fuse is a prequel/sequel /s