Honestly, she could be both VP and senator. Who would stop her? People would say she was “brave” and laud her for being the first woman to be VP and senator at the same time.

GOPe would say, “while we disagree with her on many things, we can all agree she’s a maverick.”

Jesus this is depressing. Maybe aliens will come down from one of Jupiter’s moons and fix all this shit. Maybe all the abductions were aliens picking the best right wingers and training them to be mercenaries. Yah, well, it’s no more batshit crazy than “trust the plan.”