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It’s now or never (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
posted ago by Helicopterpilot1776 ago by Helicopterpilot1776 +5320 / -6
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cmaurras 241 points ago +242 / -1

Fuck you, I had a laugh, then I was ashamed of myself for laughing.

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DonJr24 181 points ago +181 / -0

What they don't show is the automatic Goya can dispenser aimed at the front door just below waist level.

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Pepeinfinite 71 points ago +71 / -0

Kidney beans locked loaded and ready to fire.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 35 points ago +35 / -0

Kidney beans fired straight into their kidneys.

I like it. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

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BytheDozen31 8 points ago +8 / -0

All you need is a little Chianti Classico to accompany all of those Kidneys.

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bill_in_texas 9 points ago +9 / -0

All you need is a little Chianti

Will there be fava beans as well?

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sunnyingreenfield 18 points ago +18 / -0

Can can cannon

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CrackerJack2 4 points ago +4 / -0

😄

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posedgeclk 4 points ago +4 / -0

What kind of kidney beans? I heard that guacamole is dangerous when strychnine is put in it shortly after setting the building on fire.

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guac bowl! Is that you Jeb

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CountBasey 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is underrated ☝🏾

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Peachykeen74 34 points ago +34 / -0

We’ve got beans, pillows, CodeMonkeys, and Cat turds.

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!1!

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SaltiTaralli 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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BunkerHill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now...that made me laugh!

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 15 points ago +15 / -0

And the Roomba with FRONT TOWARD ENEMY emblazoned across its front headed towards them.

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JudicialDredd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Instant doggy door!

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Lurking_Waiting 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's going to sound like a fully auto Swalwell. Then they will Naddler themselves. Me watching will be toobin with a big smile.

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USADNA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Upvoted for darkness

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DeplorableDC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, the one I did about bringing rvs to 3 gorges for vacation got mixed results.

I think it and this was hilarious.

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HumanityWakeUp 15 points ago +15 / -0

dude can somebody tell me what the fuck is this new "pillow" meme about ? i dont get it?

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idea 59 points ago +62 / -3

The MyPillow guy is a based tinfoil wearer, and dropping redpills.

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barkbarkbark6 12 points ago +12 / -0

antifeds comment might have been better if he had just left off the sheep part. I think the point that doomer is trying to make is that while my pillow dude is a based patriot and has gone above and beyond the call of duty, is that at this point, words and logic aren't going to save us. A 2nd Trump term and my pillow and maybe a goya can dispenser is all that stands between us and 1000 years of global authoritarianism. At this point I can understand the doomers beginning to have real despair, but I don't understand why they don't see the hope that 15000 troops in DC offers for the mass roundup on 1-20. All courts and legal avenues have failed, we have lost a lot of battles but the war is not over. I remember seeing a homework assignment last week to watch the old movie Midway. We took a beating in that battle, but it won us the war. The movie downplays the American losses. We sent wave after wave of squadrons who never came back and inflicted very little damage to the enemy. But in the end we won. There are some great play by play studies of how we won that battle on the ytube. It's not over til it's over, so no DOOMING!

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yukondave 2 points ago +6 / -4

We have to accept our loses and stop lying to our selves with hope. Calling someone a doomer for saying something has happened instead of blind hope without a plan and a contingency is a terrible way to do things.

I have heard that the military will save us. Nope, they will try to kill us if sent out. National Guard will try to kill the terrorist white supremacist NAZI that is trying to take down the government.

Blue line? Nope they will kill you and destroy your life.

SO now that we are done with that part of the story What do we do right now? Hope someone saves us? Basics are take over the republican party right now. Did you look into how to run for the school board, water board, and all kinds of other lower level stuff?

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barkbarkbark6 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kek! it aint over yet Doomer. Kek you still think you're voting your way out of this from the local level? Tha

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NoFucks2Give 1 point ago +1 / -0

Words and logic aren’t going to save us.<

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GoldwaterVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

"little damage on the enemy" ??????

We lost one carrier out of 4, and Japan lost all four of their fleet carriers, as well as a huge portion of their most experienced pilots. We suffered painful losses, but it was the turning point of the whole war. Japan largely stopped its advances, and Allies could concentrate on Europe.

US losses: 1 fleet carrier sunk 1 destroyer sunk ~150 aircraft destroyed 307 killed,[3] including 3 killed as prisoners

Japan losses: 4 fleet carriers sunk 1 heavy cruiser sunk 1 heavy cruiser damaged 248 aircraft destroyed[4] 3,057 killed[5] 37 captured

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barkbarkbark6 1 point ago +1 / -0

in the beginning of the battle, we had suffered great losses and them very little. Yes that is my point. By the time the battle was over, we had changed the course of the war. This is where we are now. Trump has suffered huge losses, but 1-20 is right around the corner. I'm betting he sinks their fleet and the war takes a turn in his favor.

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StultusPopulusNimis 1 point ago +1 / -0

"At this point I can understand the doomers beginning to have real despair, but I don't understand why they don't see the hope that 15000 troops in DC offers for the mass roundup on 1-20."

As a "doomer", are you suggesting I (and others like me) should take heart that in reality the deployed troops in D.C. are going to take over and round up the socialists on 1/20?

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idea 11 points ago +11 / -0

Eh, he's doing his part. Will you do yours?

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Brucesky420 4 points ago +4 / -0

What does consume have to do with him? He's selling, not consuming

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idea 3 points ago +4 / -1

Have a great day!

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Hunter1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he actually turns myshop into real competition meat's back on the menu, boys.

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Bluestorm83 34 points ago +36 / -2

Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy (they're awesome, by the way,) went to a Briefing with the President in the West Wing yesterday, walking in with a little leather binder, a coffee cup, and a couple papers. The top paper was photographed, and partial information of what was printed on it mentioned "Martial Law," "Insurrection Act," "Kash Patel to CIA Acting," "In response to the attacks on," and other things.

Like, it's Hopium. These were notes that the CEO of a Pillow Company were carrying INTO a meeting with the President, not things he got FROM the President. But that still, like, why's he got them at all?

So this particular meme is like "Overhwelming force is hammering at the door, all that's there to hold them back is a cheeto that's a pillow man."

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HumanityWakeUp 24 points ago +25 / -1

im about to order a bunch of pillows from them then, this guy deserves the money if the 20th we are the winners.

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Bluestorm83 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh, if somehow all my hopes and dreams are realized, and we successfully root out the globalist communist cartel, I'm buying three sets of Giza Dream Sheets from him.

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russianbot4673 -3 points ago +2 / -5

what if biden just gets inaugurated though? does that make him a liar? he did say in that one video that he was certain trump would remain. i don't really wanna buy products from a support a possible liar who fed desperate, angry, and upset masses false hope, when he either should've been smart enough to know better, or was flat out lying. because it's one of the two, assuming biden becomes president (he will): a) lindell actually believed that some scheme would work, because he has really poor judgement (look at what we're up against, and it's well past the 11th hour here), or b) he's just flat out lying to get attention and sell pillows

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Barbs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Contrast Mike Lindell with Adam Schiff. Adam Schiff is a liar. He said he had seen the evidence that would convict the President for colluding with Russia, evidence that doesn’t exist.

Lindell said he was certain the President would remain in office. That’s a faith-based claim, not a “material fact” claim. You shouldn’t punish people for being hopeful, or even trying to give others hope. However if it reaches the delusion stage we should probably talk these people back down from the ledge.

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russianbot4673 1 point ago +1 / -0

false hope is worse than no hope at all imo, because it just sets you up for a crash against the brick wall of reality. he said he knew trump would remain so he either has terrible judgement or he lied, both of which are irresponsible because thousands of people believed him. and it already has reached the delusional stage. we crossed the threshold from 'irrational hope' into straight up delusion about one month ago, halfway through december. at least a lot of people did. anyone who still thought trump could somehow be president. the idea that pence could've done anything on the 6th to give trump a 2nd term was pure delusion. anyone who thinks there's even the remotest chance that trump gets a second term now, is certifiably insane.

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Wearyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. It means that Trump rejected his suggestions and chose not to take those options. Honestly, at this point I think it's a REAL stretch to think that Trump would try that option. Could happen, and would be amazing if it did, but I'm not going to expect it.

I think we should just be thankful to the My Pillow guy for being willing to walk into the White House with THAT as a suggestion in his folder. Takes Giant Brass Balls to even do that.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 17 points ago +18 / -1

Like you can buy ammo anyway

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frogman1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

Have you fought for your country? Have you seen war? Have you seen carnage? Have you seen true evil? Trump has our troops filling every corner of our capital and they are not there to protect Biden. You yourself can do very little at this point (with your ammo.com order) compared to what has kinetically been set in motion. Pray for our President and our country. God bless and protect.

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TheChillConservative 6 points ago +7 / -1

Nothing wrong with more pillows to stash all that heat under, my man.

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Phishhed44 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truthfully I think Lindell plays a role we don’t know of yet.

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope so. Like, on one hand, "Mike Lindell, a Pillow Salesman, saving the greatest country in the world?"

On the other hand, "Samuel Adams, a Beer Salesman, defying the greatest empire in the world?"

Yeah. So I've got no choice but to wait and see.

As this whole election was going on, and indeed the whole Trump Presidency, I've been reading a lot of 40k novels. Horus Heresy, specifically. Crazy enough, they seem to often mirror what's going on in reality. On the 6th, when everyone betrayed us? I was reading "Betrayer." Now, with 4 days until the 20th and the final opportunity for great revelations, I'm reading "The Mark of Calth," a collection of short stories about the battle of Calth, and specifically about the loyalists who survived the battle by going underground, to continue their defiance against the Heretics, and eventually re-emerge into the Imperium victorious.

So here's hoping that God's gotten a wry sense of humor and is sending signals via my choice of Science Fiction.

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try and hammer a pillow.
NOTHING HAPPENS!
It has resilience that wood or steel doesn't.

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Pandas4Trump 20 points ago +25 / -5

4 MORE PILLOWS! 4 MORE PILLOWS!

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DroppsaDuece 10 points ago +10 / -0

Make America Pillows Again

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nonono, Make Pillows in America Again!!!

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modscalledmeacuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

as fluffy and soft as a trumpybear

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kudupoo 19 points ago +20 / -1

It's a meme by the left who, can't meme.

They're really gonna be pissed when they see the EO ammendment to capital punishment which adds "smothered by pillow" to the acceptable list of execution techniques. Gotta get some of that MyPillow Stock!

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RememberKosciuszko 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't feel like it's a lefty meme. We akshully now how to take a jab at ourselves.

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cmaurras 7 points ago +7 / -0

100%, I think we're the only ones left with an actual sense of humor.

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Peachykeen74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. The left is so unfunny, it’s awkward.

They sound like they’re trying to get you to laugh at their “horrific childhood” therapy session.

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NataliesFeet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mike Lindel was seen leaving the White House with a stack of papers after a meeting with Trump in the oval office. The top of the stack of papers had something about the insurrection act or something like that, when you zoom in.

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Natga_Natalia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Valid.

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

extra valid Fren

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RivalPipe 82 points ago +82 / -0

Alert: FBI now checking protestors for Cheetos fingers.

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macrolinx 9 points ago +9 / -0

I knew exactlyI knew exactly what it would be, and still lol'ed

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bratt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it Sydney Powell, stylish in another leopard print?

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Snake 74 points ago +74 / -0

Secret agent Lindell, based pillow merchant, defender of the Republic, connecting the threads and exposing the CCP and our election for what really happened.

What a timeline.

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Peachykeen74 -4 points ago +4 / -8

I’m glad I don’t believe that there’s a cosmic 4yr old Throwing the controller on the ground and jumping on the buttons.

The simulation is broken.

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bewarethejogger 63 points ago +63 / -0

Imagine its 2017 and someone tells you in 4 years the MyPillow guy is going to be leading the war against global authoritarian rule.

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RightPrivileged 53 points ago +53 / -0

Time to buy more MyPillows I don’t need.

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 21 points ago +21 / -0

Can't beat current prices

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FloydFanatics99 19 points ago +19 / -0

Apparently “qanon” is a valid promo code too. Can’t make this shit up

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MajJamesMcFarlane 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's the code get you? Just, like, 10% off or something really cool? Hell. Even like, a free pillow case would be neat.

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Liorath 6 points ago +6 / -0

50% off

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p8riot 5 points ago +5 / -0

FYI MyPillow's discount prices are basically their permanent 'normal' prices. They've been in trouble for misleading advertising.

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SpaceForce 2 points ago +2 / -0

But those prices may be the difference in keeping the world asleep or waking them up by smacking them with a my pillow.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn! That's awesome!

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niacin 1 point ago +2 / -1

I just tried it.

Gave me 50% off my order. I love this timeline.

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macrolinx 0 points ago +1 / -1

Went to try it out of curiosity. $40.00 off of a $70 pillow. Don't know if it scales with a larger purchase or not.

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Stolenvotes87 0 points ago +1 / -1

Use Trump2020 for $45 off!

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Doolimite 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m looking at the sheets and robes

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GR-Abass 4 points ago +4 / -0

The sheets are heaven. God just placed a huge order for all the beds up there.

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SkeletorsTeeth 38 points ago +38 / -0

Pillows and beans will save America

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

And cheetos, don't forget those.

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck Frito Gay. They're pro-BLM.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are generic cheetos, hence the lack of capitalization.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

True dat. I love some cheesy corn-based snacks myself fren. Not poopin' on ya. Just didn't know if everyone knew that those fucks are Marxist sympathizers also. These assholes are systematically destroying our country.

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the generic ones are just as good and a lot less expensive -- that's why you buy those ;)

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operatorstorm712 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stand corrected. Nonetheless, they are delicious.

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least Chester has it in his name, why not.

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MAGADutchPEDE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doritos cheetos and fritos.

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

All with a generic counterpart that's just as good and not as expensive!

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DylanSilveira1 20 points ago +21 / -1

How it went down 👉 https://youtu.be/ET9SNXpeORY

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catinmylapone 12 points ago +12 / -0

13 minutes and still not in, ha ha ha.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

To think it was unlocked the whole time XD

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CloakAndDagger 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sleep tight, deep state

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Nothing_Exempt 10 points ago +10 / -0

The good thing is those global authoritarians have no sense of humor.

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Perrfekt 8 points ago +8 / -0

The fucking cheeto is killing me lol.

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RealTrumpshaker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Michael J. Lindell is going to run for President some day and I’m going to vote for him.

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TacticalKeyboard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same.

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SendCCPToHell 7 points ago +7 / -0

this is a bit cheesy

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CleetzMcGeetz69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see what you did there

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UnoriginalNickname 7 points ago +7 / -0

u/Helicopterpilot1776/ is guilty of inciting resisting arrest

Edit: First post by u/Helicopterpilot1776/ got stickied. I’m jealous. Nice work handshake.

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MusicToMyEars 5 points ago +5 / -0

As Benjamin Franklin famously said:

“Never bolt your door with a cooked carrot.”

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CanadaDidPearlHarbor 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew Cheeto man bad!

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manowar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol...good one, pede. God says He uses the "foolish" things to confound the "wise". (Hint: things are not as msm makes them seem)

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IwillRefuse 3 points ago +3 / -0

All my doors and windows are secured with the My Pillow cheeto.

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Markstarr85 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of a movie I watched last night “shadow in the clouds” I think it was called. idiot put her pinky in a lock similar To this smh

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BlackFolk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spoilers!

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Markstarr85 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol sorry mate but movie is shit. Basically a kick in the nuts to men

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BlackFolk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha noted!

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Markstarr85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good laugh though lol

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DaveyJonesLocker 3 points ago +3 / -0

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 All out war!!! Immanent warfare!!! That is why DC is in military lockdown!!! https://www.brighteon.com/1308b62b-3610-4ebb-a29d-082e37b0e7b4

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are already at war.

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TacticalKeyboard 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’ve been at war all along.

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CoryInTheHouse1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget to get your comfy comfy pillow today!

/hailpillowguy

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KiTA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bought three of them this morning when I saw the 4chan thread about QANON being a valid coupon for 60% off.

Was just too silly not to.

Got 2 standard extra-firms for myself and a king extra-firm for a buddy of mine.

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +5 / -2

If nothing happens in the next 4 days, and we please stop the larping?

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REDMARAUDER 7 points ago +8 / -1

If nothing happens in 4 days, we're going to have to resist a Coup

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

What hasnt happened? Everything has happened. Biden incoming.

Our lives will be spent living in a scifi dystopia. Find purpose and community where you can.

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Iteachfuckingscience 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laughed at this one.

To think our biggest sponsor to save this country is a based pillow salesman.

KeK!

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most fire meme I have ever seen. God bless ya Mike! So glad I met him (outside of our coming internment camps)

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danbonginosBONG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instead of a cheeto it should had been a pile of pillows guarding the door

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember in the good ol days we handed out coats? And bricks? Maybe we can start handing our mypillows now lol. OG TDW and r_thedonald know what I'm talkin bout

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MagaMita 1 point ago +1 / -0

Miss the bricks and brakes bots.

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GermanTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE GOT THIS

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin cheese puff pillow!

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they-see-me-trollin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best slogan ever:

Deep state gets the bullet!

Here's why. Either...

They're forced to admit the deep state is real (which they'll never do), in which case they'd be lawfully executed for treason.

OR...

They'll continue arguing that the deep state isn't real, making the slogan no different than saying "Bigfoot and the tooth fairy get the bullet!" which is purely not a crime.

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jacquire14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgot to show 80 Million Americans

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Phishhed44 1 point ago +1 / -0

I been lookin for that last Cheeto for an hour!!! I blamed the dog...good boy.

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Saltyfollower0101 1 point ago +1 / -0

BASED PILLOW MERCHANT 🇺🇸🇺🇸 THE HERO WE NEED

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BingusCombat 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm just so disappointed in the military and police. I didn't think they would go along with this.

You're just going to enforce evil and unlawful bullshit? If they ordered you to blow all the Jews' brains out, would you do that, too?

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labiator 1 point ago +1 / -0

if it were illegal not to, of course

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MichaelGioIreland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to make a MyPillow fort

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prolly the Philistine giant called Goliath looked like the dudes in the top photo and young David looked like the Cheeto “lock”. Just sayin’. https://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/who-was-goliath-in-the-bible/

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Supernova 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they commission a statue to the Pillow Man, will it be a giant pillow?

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dodgeneonkingofcars 1 point ago +1 / -0

I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold...the....cheet-o.......

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UseMask2WipeAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brainwashed sheep like to make the joke "huh huh the my pillow guy this is so ridiculous huh huh". Shut the fuck up, retard. He's a powerful businessman and political activist fighting for justice. This guy isn't some kind of joke.

I hope you guys aren't buying that narrative because that is exactly what the Zionist cabal wants you to think. Don't buy in to that bullshit narrative. Stand up for Mike and for Trump and for the countless others that are fighting for your freedom.

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djtverystablegenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is gonna be okay. Just relax.

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comoragh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ammo is sold out. Authoritarianism will have a hard time spreading.

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