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It’s now or never (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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cmaurras 241 points ago +242 / -1

Fuck you, I had a laugh, then I was ashamed of myself for laughing.

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DonJr24 181 points ago +181 / -0

What they don't show is the automatic Goya can dispenser aimed at the front door just below waist level.

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Pepeinfinite 71 points ago +71 / -0

Kidney beans locked loaded and ready to fire.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 35 points ago +35 / -0

Kidney beans fired straight into their kidneys.

I like it. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

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BytheDozen31 8 points ago +8 / -0

All you need is a little Chianti Classico to accompany all of those Kidneys.

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sunnyingreenfield 18 points ago +18 / -0

Can can cannon

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CrackerJack2 4 points ago +4 / -0

😄

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posedgeclk 4 points ago +4 / -0

What kind of kidney beans? I heard that guacamole is dangerous when strychnine is put in it shortly after setting the building on fire.

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guac bowl! Is that you Jeb

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Peachykeen74 34 points ago +34 / -0

We’ve got beans, pillows, CodeMonkeys, and Cat turds.

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!1!

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SaltiTaralli 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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BunkerHill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now...that made me laugh!

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 15 points ago +15 / -0

And the Roomba with FRONT TOWARD ENEMY emblazoned across its front headed towards them.

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JudicialDredd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Instant doggy door!

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Lurking_Waiting 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's going to sound like a fully auto Swalwell. Then they will Naddler themselves. Me watching will be toobin with a big smile.

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USADNA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Upvoted for darkness

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DeplorableDC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, the one I did about bringing rvs to 3 gorges for vacation got mixed results.

I think it and this was hilarious.

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HumanityWakeUp 15 points ago +15 / -0

dude can somebody tell me what the fuck is this new "pillow" meme about ? i dont get it?

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idea 59 points ago +62 / -3

The MyPillow guy is a based tinfoil wearer, and dropping redpills.

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idea 11 points ago +11 / -0

Eh, he's doing his part. Will you do yours?

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Hunter1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he actually turns myshop into real competition meat's back on the menu, boys.

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Bluestorm83 34 points ago +36 / -2

Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy (they're awesome, by the way,) went to a Briefing with the President in the West Wing yesterday, walking in with a little leather binder, a coffee cup, and a couple papers. The top paper was photographed, and partial information of what was printed on it mentioned "Martial Law," "Insurrection Act," "Kash Patel to CIA Acting," "In response to the attacks on," and other things.

Like, it's Hopium. These were notes that the CEO of a Pillow Company were carrying INTO a meeting with the President, not things he got FROM the President. But that still, like, why's he got them at all?

So this particular meme is like "Overhwelming force is hammering at the door, all that's there to hold them back is a cheeto that's a pillow man."

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HumanityWakeUp 24 points ago +25 / -1

im about to order a bunch of pillows from them then, this guy deserves the money if the 20th we are the winners.

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Bluestorm83 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh, if somehow all my hopes and dreams are realized, and we successfully root out the globalist communist cartel, I'm buying three sets of Giza Dream Sheets from him.

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russianbot4673 -3 points ago +2 / -5

what if biden just gets inaugurated though? does that make him a liar? he did say in that one video that he was certain trump would remain. i don't really wanna buy products from a support a possible liar who fed desperate, angry, and upset masses false hope, when he either should've been smart enough to know better, or was flat out lying. because it's one of the two, assuming biden becomes president (he will): a) lindell actually believed that some scheme would work, because he has really poor judgement (look at what we're up against, and it's well past the 11th hour here), or b) he's just flat out lying to get attention and sell pillows

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Phishhed44 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truthfully I think Lindell plays a role we don’t know of yet.

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope so. Like, on one hand, "Mike Lindell, a Pillow Salesman, saving the greatest country in the world?"

On the other hand, "Samuel Adams, a Beer Salesman, defying the greatest empire in the world?"

Yeah. So I've got no choice but to wait and see.

As this whole election was going on, and indeed the whole Trump Presidency, I've been reading a lot of 40k novels. Horus Heresy, specifically. Crazy enough, they seem to often mirror what's going on in reality. On the 6th, when everyone betrayed us? I was reading "Betrayer." Now, with 4 days until the 20th and the final opportunity for great revelations, I'm reading "The Mark of Calth," a collection of short stories about the battle of Calth, and specifically about the loyalists who survived the battle by going underground, to continue their defiance against the Heretics, and eventually re-emerge into the Imperium victorious.

So here's hoping that God's gotten a wry sense of humor and is sending signals via my choice of Science Fiction.

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try and hammer a pillow.
NOTHING HAPPENS!
It has resilience that wood or steel doesn't.

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Pandas4Trump 20 points ago +25 / -5

4 MORE PILLOWS! 4 MORE PILLOWS!

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DroppsaDuece 10 points ago +10 / -0

Make America Pillows Again

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nonono, Make Pillows in America Again!!!

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modscalledmeacuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

as fluffy and soft as a trumpybear

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kudupoo 19 points ago +20 / -1

It's a meme by the left who, can't meme.

They're really gonna be pissed when they see the EO ammendment to capital punishment which adds "smothered by pillow" to the acceptable list of execution techniques. Gotta get some of that MyPillow Stock!

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RememberKosciuszko 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't feel like it's a lefty meme. We akshully now how to take a jab at ourselves.

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cmaurras 7 points ago +7 / -0

100%, I think we're the only ones left with an actual sense of humor.

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NataliesFeet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mike Lindel was seen leaving the White House with a stack of papers after a meeting with Trump in the oval office. The top of the stack of papers had something about the insurrection act or something like that, when you zoom in.

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Natga_Natalia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Valid.

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

extra valid Fren