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It’s now or never (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
posted ago by Helicopterpilot1776 ago by Helicopterpilot1776 +5320 / -6
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DonJr24 181 points ago +181 / -0

What they don't show is the automatic Goya can dispenser aimed at the front door just below waist level.

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Pepeinfinite 71 points ago +71 / -0

Kidney beans locked loaded and ready to fire.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 35 points ago +35 / -0

Kidney beans fired straight into their kidneys.

I like it. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

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BytheDozen31 8 points ago +8 / -0

All you need is a little Chianti Classico to accompany all of those Kidneys.

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bill_in_texas 9 points ago +9 / -0

All you need is a little Chianti

Will there be fava beans as well?

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sunnyingreenfield 18 points ago +18 / -0

Can can cannon

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CrackerJack2 4 points ago +4 / -0

😄

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posedgeclk 4 points ago +4 / -0

What kind of kidney beans? I heard that guacamole is dangerous when strychnine is put in it shortly after setting the building on fire.

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guac bowl! Is that you Jeb

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CountBasey 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is underrated ☝🏾

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Peachykeen74 34 points ago +34 / -0

We’ve got beans, pillows, CodeMonkeys, and Cat turds.

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!1!

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SaltiTaralli 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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BunkerHill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now...that made me laugh!

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 15 points ago +15 / -0

And the Roomba with FRONT TOWARD ENEMY emblazoned across its front headed towards them.

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JudicialDredd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Instant doggy door!

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Lurking_Waiting 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's going to sound like a fully auto Swalwell. Then they will Naddler themselves. Me watching will be toobin with a big smile.