posted ago by quiznossucks1 +6 / -0

I can hear the salty tears flowing from all the soyboys.....

I can hear the salty tears flowing from all the soyboys.....
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Rylan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tifa is gonna be real angry when their moms don't have their hot pockets ready

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1ofMillions 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's soy in Hot Pockets!? No wonder they're recalling them and give me an avalanche of diarrhea.

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VoidWanderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The latter is probably due to the fact hot pockets are made with the most shit ingredients possible so your body is trying to get it out as fast as possible. As my mother used to say, you'd be better off eating the cardboard it came in because that has more nutritional value to it and even includes fiber.