I wasn't even going to bring my guns on that midnight canoe trip down the Mississippi River. But my AR just kept jumping and frolicking and was so excited about the boat trip, I just couldn't say no. So we get out into deep water, when a storm comes up. I'm fighting to control the canoe, when we hit a shoal and flip. I turned just in time to see the terror on my AR's muzzle as he slipped beneath the cold, dark, Mississippi water. He was so young! He had so many rounds left to fire! And in a moment, gone. I'll never forgive myself.
If you lost them in a boating accident, then at that point, not at some “hold the line” mystical arbitrary point in the future, they needed to be used then.
If you’ve buried them or lost them, it’s too late.
I always assumed "I lost them in a boating accident" was just code for "it's locked and loaded three feet from my bed, but I'm going to ironically deny it exists when on a public forum".
Though I do agree that if you find yourself literally burying them then you have let your missed your opportunity.
Hollowed out books, behind dry wall, in cased in oil in glass jars buried under ground, what other places would be impossible to find Easter Egg hunting locations.
What guns? Lost mine in a boating accident. All I have are fishing rods now
Lol
Shoot, I even lost my fishing rods...
And my tackle box with bait
I've been trying to get 9mm bait everywhere can't find any.
I wasn't even going to bring my guns on that midnight canoe trip down the Mississippi River. But my AR just kept jumping and frolicking and was so excited about the boat trip, I just couldn't say no. So we get out into deep water, when a storm comes up. I'm fighting to control the canoe, when we hit a shoal and flip. I turned just in time to see the terror on my AR's muzzle as he slipped beneath the cold, dark, Mississippi water. He was so young! He had so many rounds left to fire! And in a moment, gone. I'll never forgive myself.
If you lost them in a boating accident, then at that point, not at some “hold the line” mystical arbitrary point in the future, they needed to be used then.
If you’ve buried them or lost them, it’s too late.
I always assumed "I lost them in a boating accident" was just code for "it's locked and loaded three feet from my bed, but I'm going to ironically deny it exists when on a public forum".
Though I do agree that if you find yourself literally burying them then you have let your missed your opportunity.
Name checks out.
I always interpreted it as people saying
“If they start collecting them, I’ll hide them, and they won’t get mine”. As “boating accident” would be the excuse.
If you have to say you've lost your guns in a boating accident, then you've already lost your right to bear arms.
Hollowed out books, behind dry wall, in cased in oil in glass jars buried under ground, what other places would be impossible to find Easter Egg hunting locations.
Bullets can be hidden inside feds. They never think to check each other.