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ShillsBTFO 57 points ago +57 / -0

Based pillow merchant

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trump2036 [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

I bought $150 in pillows in December and I don't need more pillows. I did email them and asked for a POTUS themed pillow.

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ShillsBTFO 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'd absolutely love one where GEOTUS is riding a tank with TRUMP in huge golden letters on it.

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MAGABrick 6 points ago +6 / -0

The mattress topper can totally revive an old mattress. Got one of those and some pillow cases for my free pillows in the summer.

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Wanderlust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo! If you end up buying more based pillows, send them my way. I could use a handful more. I mean we're not short pillows, they're just junk quality.

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hollow_fang 31 points ago +31 / -0

Does anyone else feel like the Mayans were right, and that the world actually did end ~December 2012 and we’ve been living in some sort of alternate hell dimension ever since?

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trump2036 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Like the last episode of LOST

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

The thing that immediately comes to mind is "aliens" (regarding next)

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BeeSizzle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nah, they were illiterate woketards and got the math wrong

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sgttoporbottoms 9 points ago +9 / -0

They got it wrong it actually ends in 2021. Typographical errors are harder to fix in stone

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Hunni_bee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated comment!

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MAGA_Party 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe they were off by 10 years ?

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Hellann 2 points ago +2 / -0

The world as we know it.

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TheGreaseman81 22 points ago +22 / -0

Even our crackheads are better than theirs.

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FreedomOrDeath 12 points ago +12 / -0

Excrackhead

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DoYouEvenMAGABro 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's NOT a crackhead. He WAS. Otherwise, great post.

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Trumpman1 7 points ago +7 / -0

You'd have to really dumb down a population of a country through it's educational system, from grade school thru college, and then take over the mainstream media, to facilitate this kind of transformation.

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Not_The_FBI 5 points ago +5 / -0

This! This is the winner right here! They win the internet today!

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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Hellann 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you ever played Balderdash? It sounds like something in the movie plot category.

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loric4882 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm keeping a diary for posterity. Don't know if anyone will believe this shit

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MAGA_Party 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking the same thing!!!

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought 2021 was going to be better than 2020? What's up with that?

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where can I get one of those phones?

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svlem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna take my meds regardless

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trumpslide2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait until you find out that Lindell is Q.

That's his alter ego from the crack days

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digitalher0 2 points ago +4 / -2

UFOs revealing themselves and announcing they created us and are now back to help us evolve to some sort of godhood.

They will be fallen angels and demons disguised as advanced beings from another world and they will HATE Jesus and Christians.

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trumpslide2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're literally advanced beings from another world, no need to disguise

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trumpslide2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree though. Any aliens that show up, I immediately consider them a demon. Unless they confess Jesus as their lord they get the shotgun and curb stomp

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digitalher0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I admit I am confused by your two posts contradicting each other. The top post is /s right ?

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Tailgunnerjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter Biden sells pillows?

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goodguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Space Force will demonstrate it's super powers and all the world leaders will bow down to Trump or else.

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mainsoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn good summation!

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Stevo182 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drink Brondo. Its got electrolytes.

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Terressa 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless them both, that just goes to show you....GOD CAN USE WHO EVER, HOW EVER AND WHEN EVER HE WANTS.....EVEN A LOOSER LIKE ME. That is how he proves he is GOD!

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao

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Bongshapiro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q wasn't even retarded enough to guess how things were really going to go.