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McPickle 0 points ago +2 / -2

You think this is an action movie, huh? with hand on the Bible, the pillow guy jumps out of a chopper with a rambo gun and mows down joe right before he says "I do. I take Jill to be my wife..oh, what, cornpop? troobvadesritulato! where am i?" as he bleeds out?

Come on, man!

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TurnNYred 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Dr. Jill

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GaryJackson [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not that dumb. Go after him where he sleeps. He's an old man. He must sleep like half the day after sprays his Metamucil all over the wall in the bathroom. His security detail is paid. They're probably not super loyal it would be easy to grease some palms and then nab him while he's asleep. I doubt half that security detail would risk their life for such a dumbass.