It was the drive thru bank teller. I always use the drive through, so I can skip the mask bullshit. Anyway, the car to the left of me pulls up, and the teller recognized the driver. He asked him why he doesn’t come inside anymore, and I shit you not, this was his response...”I’D RATHER DRAG MY NUTS OVER A CHEESE GRATER THAN WEAR ONE OF THOSE STUPID CUCK MUZZLES!” Idk who you are, but I know you’re on this site. Please upvote for visibility. Thanks!
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This is outstanding! No cuck muzzles
Anytime I get asked if I'd like a mask since I only wear at work I replay 'Sorry I don't do Cuckface'. The looks I get are priceless, but the look of horror on the wife's face is the best part.
Is that you, Dad?
He's married to your mom, so, probably not.
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Finally I found this comment. I made a post a friday about losing all of my posts. Pretty Suspect, the deleted ones were all mostly ccp/kemp/traitor related.....
I hate amazon, but when a friend sent me the link to this mask, how could i not order one? https://www.amazon.com/Unisex-Windproof-Outdoor-Balaclava-Bandana/dp/B087Q6HLJD/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=trump+mask&qid=1610870768&sr=8-2
I wear that in Southern Kalifornia. Only encountered one Karen who screamed at me so i told her to go put a dick in her mouth and kept walking.
Cloth masks increase your risk of infection. Only by a small amount, but they increase your risk of infection nonetheless.
Between 9 and 29 days ago was when everybody was going crazy LARPing about various activities "in Minecraft", I reckon the mods took the sledgehammer approach to get rid of incriminating content.
My wife gives me shit every time we go out. I have the dirtiest, ugliest, gray scrap of cloth on my chin. I always say, “sorry, I’m just taking a breath” She thinks it’s obnoxious. I don’t
I also wear a chin mask and enjoy every minute of dirty looks. I mean, I'm "wearing" one. Fucking fascists.
I don't wear one anywhere except for church. I only do that because I don't want to freak out the older people there because a family that goes there all got sick about 2 weeks ago. I don't wear one anywhere else. If someone asks me if I would put on a mask I tell them "You're more than welcome to try to physically put one on me, but I wouldn't recommend it." So far no takers.
Fucking faceists
I would find that completely endearing! :)
I thought it said cock muzzle not cuck. Dude is definitely here
I duck taped a Panda Express receipt to the bridge of my nose and most of the staff everywhere laughed their asses off, "You go sir! Awesome!"
Pics?
Wtf!
Not obnoxious at all. Love it!
My wife gets that look when I say" No Thank You" to Walmart receipt Nazi and keep walking
wait wtf that's optional? I've been reluctantly complying because I need to get groceries, they have security guards next to the fuck handing out masks in my city
And everyone clapped
thathappened.win
Also, taking my gun off is annoying.
Why would you take your gun off?
Can conceal carry with a mask
Y'know.....people on the right have to start thinking long and hard about this whole ultracuck level of compliance thing.
"IMMA WHIP UP ON THE FEDS LMAOOOO 1776!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why don't you just keep your gun on you even if you have to put a mask on here and there?"
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???? THAT'S AGAINST THE RUUUUULEZ!!!
You can in Oklahoma. Or open carry.
I think we're agreeing. You can conceal carry with a mask on where I live and MANY other states where conceal is legal.
EDIT: Unless you are committing a crime in which case... you are a criminal.
You can probably open carry too. Really, check your state laws
Going inside, a lot of banks don’t allow it.
Concealed is concealed. Remember, the rules are stupid and arbitrary, do as you like and worry less. What are they going to do, pull your permit? Who cares?
I've yet to have anyone search me.
I've carried into a bank and I know others that have or do without pause. I think this depends a lot on you, where you live and how you act.
I don't always open carry, but when I do I am fairly certain to do it legally and within my rights. Besides occasional looks, I do my own thing without question.
No edict by some official trumps the Second Amendment to the U. S. Constitution. If you have a CCW, you are also complying with state laws. No need to surrender your firearm just because some dufus makes you wear a mask to enter their joint. . .
Like I always say, Nothing makes a man look more impotent than wearing a face diaper.