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posted ago by Ryoten ago by Ryoten +528 / -1

So they keep the sound really low and watch it when I'm not around. And when I catch them, they will jump and quickly grab the remote control and change it to the hallmark channel. And say things in a panic a long the lines of "oh i don't know how that got on there" or "we weren't actually watching it".

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Muttsbitetoo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Boomer News

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pokeman 3 points ago +3 / -0

This

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OperationCatSpeed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy them OAN from klowdtv or real America’s voice.

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Vermin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Use the parental channel block? ;)

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AwakeAwareNow 9 points ago +9 / -0

Change it to ONE AMERICA NEWS

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Ryoten [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spectrum doesn't cary it

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DaveMastor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Setup a Roku or other streaming device for them then.

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MAGA_Party 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. Roku and you can set up a bunch of channels like Americas Voice

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Lieutenant_Worf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I second America's Voice. They seem to get no love here.

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Madpoli 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree just Bannon gets love on here but doesn't seem like the entire network gets enough love. There's a lot of great shows on there.

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Ladybug87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you parents at least based? Or did they turn against Trump already?

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antho_2000 1 point ago +2 / -1

Apple Tv. there's an app for Fox News and OAN, just install both and slowly make them watch the OAN here and there... then one day when OAN is King, just delete Fox App because between me and you, no one will be using it anymore.

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pokeman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck Apple

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roku or you’re a do nothing democrat

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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pokeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

👆

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QUEEFY-VANDERSNATCH 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂🤣😂

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rawsalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

great user name 🤣🤣🤣

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sfmaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

At that point, hiding something as innocent as watching tv (albeit watching total garbage) from your own family members, I think things may be going too far.

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sleepingbeautyc 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are adults aren't they? They can watch what they darn well please. Are they living in your house or are you living in theirs. If it is the latter, you have some nerve. They have every right to watch what they want on their tv. And you are just a jerk for trying to control them.

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Piety61 3 points ago +3 / -0

Newsmax is on Spectrum. I also like The First on Pluto.

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Hker 3 points ago +3 / -0

U are a lucky one, at lease they care how u feel enough to do the hiding.

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Lepreco-Inc 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you’re not an adult living with your parents.

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Ryoten [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

No way. I live in the room above the garage.

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themightykekfish 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEKKKK

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have the means, just move out. It appears your interfering with their happiness and their interfering with your.

I'm not saying their bad people, I'm not saying you should abandon them. What I am saying is it sound like you a grown human who shouldnt be living under your parent roof anymore.

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Country_Trailer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show them different options like OAN, or the Warroom. Worked with my mom. But they’re are your parents and it looks like they raised a good kid.

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GetWokeGetBroke 1 point ago +1 / -0

"But this anchor is pro-Trump". I think my parents finally get it though after months of trying.

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TearofLys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well negotiate with them like teenagers - "Alright, if you won't watch OAN, at least try to use Newsmax as it isn't complete rat poison like FOX/CNN/MSNBC/ABC/CBS. In other words, try and convince them to at least use a condom if they insist on having secret sex.

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Ladybug87 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was wondering who are those that are still watching Fox and why their ratings are not closer to 0. Now I know :)

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BetsyFreedom85 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is so funny. I quit watching years ago but my parents watched and I would fuss everytime I went over to their house.

Then after election night—they finally pulled the plug. Thank God!!

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deathcat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Show them an alternative and watch it with them like OANN, or watch it alone when they are around. Let them slowly get absorbed,

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Lieutenant_Worf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turn them on to Real America's Voice. They have their own app and are also on PlutoTV. They have Steve Bannon's War Room among some other good shows including Just The News.

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't have Fox News now.

Will give people permission to watch Emily Compagno.

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Rageof4wa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time I go to my parents I always have to say "Is that Fox News I hear? Turn that shit off and watch OANN!"

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conservative_joker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just keep it peacefull no reason to act like the left

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GoldenStateCrusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

sounds like early symptoms of dementia

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VinnyMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put on Newsmax and they'll switch. How would putting on Hallmark stop anything?

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Thunderbolt45 -1 points ago +2 / -3

Shame them appropriately.

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PonySoldier66 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boomer Reeducation camp. Tell them its a Retirement home.

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Mahash -2 points ago +1 / -3

you should just pull it out in front of them and give it the old what for, every time they put on FOX.

The TV remote, jeez.