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nopinkofuckheads 94 points ago +94 / -0

then knives got banned, then tools. I wonder if they will be living in stick houses wrapped with twine soon. Can't be having sharp tools around, might kill an innocent refuge in the midst of raping a local.

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Surfnsnook 37 points ago +37 / -0

Had that conversation with a customer yesterday. Why do we need assault weapons he asks. I responded, you have 2 in your garage. After a confused blank stare I followed up with, if you assault someone with your car wouldn’t that be considered a weapon used for assault aka assault weapon? He went back inside after that.

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TheWinningNeverStops 15 points ago +15 / -0

Error.exe

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TheDTOMDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Error.exe go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

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GreatestPresidentEvr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Computation is pain

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MustafaJones 24 points ago +24 / -0

Pretty sure some police in the UK made a big deal about confiscating weapons and stuff before revealing they just stole some old guys gardening tools he left in his yard. Got chewed out pretty hard on internet for that one.

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TheDTOMDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where did Sean go?

The Winchester, the only bar with a gun On the mantle to fight the zombie horde.

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Workingdays 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shotgun. Over a million licensed owners in the UK.

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13ISHOP80 2 points ago +2 / -0

What type of ammo are you allowed.

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Phishhed44 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sticks n stones...banned. “Herbert, there’s some lovely filth down here”!!! (MPython).

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Websitesdown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forks, sporks. You name it it is banned bunch of fucking faggots.