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nopinkofuckheads 30 points ago +30 / -0

What exactly is allowed in the UK for protection? No knives, can you have a pointy stick or is that illegal too?

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PROBE 46 points ago +47 / -1

You're only allowed to offer up your wife and children to delay them as you wait for the police in Britain. Any attempts to resist will result in you going to jail for ethnic intimidation.

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nopinkofuckheads 16 points ago +16 / -0

We should all get on Melanotan 2, and darken up. Out ethnic them at their own game.

2mg a week should to the trick.

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PROBE 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just imagine if everyone everywhere just started wearing blackface all of the time.

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nopinkofuckheads 11 points ago +11 / -0

I must be having a good day, I'm dying from thedonald tonight, everyone with the jokes today.

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OakiaPyre 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine if we all woke up tomorrow and everyone's skin color was grey. People would begin to find other things "different" about themselves to compare like nipple shape, eye shape, hair color, nose size ... ect., at which point, other people with call it racism, and half the people would believe its racism and that they are victims, because they were told its racism.

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Weloveflyovercountry 5 points ago +5 / -0

and every chief of police in every precinct is a high ranking freemason (pedoprotector)

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PROBE 3 points ago +3 / -0

They certainly seem like they're awfully comfortable with the roaming bands of sexual terrorists.

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CahalTheMad 15 points ago +15 / -0

For the law-abiding? I think your fists are still allowable.

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BigIronBigIron 25 points ago +25 / -0

Oi! You got a license for them fists?

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RegularAmerican 13 points ago +13 / -0

Whatever happened to Tommy Robinson? Is he in some concentration camp somewhere?

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if they broke him.

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Bigstick7 4 points ago +4 / -0

loicense*

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Gnorfwin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Using them, however, is not

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Scrubattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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Gnorfwin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anything you intend to use as a weapon in any way is illegal in the united kuckdom, even or perhaps especially for self defense

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nopinkofuckheads 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess just shit your pants and hope they go away?

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Gnorfwin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shitting your pants might offend the rapists nose, thats a $500 fine!

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, you rape them

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if attacked with fresh fruit.