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Gnorfwin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anything you intend to use as a weapon in any way is illegal in the united kuckdom, even or perhaps especially for self defense

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nopinkofuckheads 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess just shit your pants and hope they go away?

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Gnorfwin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shitting your pants might offend the rapists nose, thats a $500 fine!

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, you rape them