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BREAKING: 400,000 Paratroopers expected for D.C. on Monday! 🚨 (media.thedonald.win)          REEEEEEE!        
posted ago by PonySoldier66 +43 / -0
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Ghost_Soul167 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's not 400k airborne soldiers in the entire Armed Forces of the US.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just play the game.

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PonySoldier66 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dare me to post an enlistment here.

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Createanaccount111 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easy company would be rolling in their graves. (RIP to the bravest heroes of the 20th century btw.)

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

doubt it -- hopefully they'll be landing in CA though

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Skippy737 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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MaouRem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would explain the fear in DC, cant imagine many willing to defend DC, but what's these paratroopers plans after DC?

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PonySoldier66 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back to the bombers and defend more cities I guess.

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe still doesn't feel safe. 😨

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comakevin76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eating Popcorn Emoticon

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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LibertyThunder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Source?

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PonySoldier66 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

so the 400,000 didn't do it for you?

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nopinkofuckheads 2 points ago +2 / -0

you are in fact dog faced

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BestTimeToBAlive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol if this happened the world would laugh at us (even more than they are now)

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Magalicious 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why

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insurrector 0 points ago +1 / -1

And why are there parachuting in?