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Pepe's hard at work (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by Madman2020 ago by Madman2020 +3799 / -4
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Madman2020 [S] 76 points ago +77 / -1

OOOOH YEAA! STICKY!

We have the best Mods here!

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Donger-Lord2 15 points ago +17 / -2

We have the best mods, don’t we folks?

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Madman2020 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

No other site compares.

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TacticalKeyboard 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck yeah we do!

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ravioli_king 52 points ago +52 / -0

Doomers are friends who try to get off a train with no breaks. They wouldn't have handshakes.

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FUCKANTlFA 28 points ago +28 / -0

Brakes*

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CisSiberianOrchestra 18 points ago +18 / -0

Doomers are the angsty goth kids of this site.

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deleted -2 points ago +1 / -3
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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao. Back to your wooden toys you go now!

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dingua -1 points ago +1 / -2

Lmao I have thus far been correct about everything (lawsuits, krakens, SCOTUS, Pence, etc.) that I've been accused of being a doomer about, just as I'll be correct about my current statement that Biden will be inaugurated on the 20th. Why would I go anywhere? I'm the one firmly anchored in reality, upsetting as that reality might be.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are a dumb cuck. Cope, bitch.

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dingua -1 points ago +1 / -2

There are multiple criticisms of that one might make of me, but none of those will stick, unfortunately. I don't need to cope with anything; you do. You're the one who is upset because someone else is not obstinately denying things they don't want to be true. I have no issue coping with unpleasant truths, unlike you.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think thats the point,

The handshake and glowie are metal, so a metal detector would sound

The doomer looks like it’s over a wooden model so a metal detector would not sound

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TradMan 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's a Geiger counter.

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Glowies emit lots of rads.

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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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XERIPHYTE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Puff puff pass

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LivingLegend2 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s why we all have each other on here as frens. Even if this train has to take a dirt road, I’m ridin til I see the man no longer in power.

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ICantREEEE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Frens

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YUNG_GUAC 26 points ago +27 / -1

If the left were so confident they are taking over the White House, why are they wasting so much time and resources shilling on a humble website for a "President on the Way Out"? Is there something we aren't being told?

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Kekmanchoo 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes.

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bingobangobongo69 8 points ago +9 / -1

They come here hoping to see us in despair, so when they see shitposting and a postiive attitude it makes them seethe.

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LivingLegend2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly. No matter what happens we have to keep the energy high and keep shitposting. We have to be like The Who’s in Whoville after the Grinch stole their elections, I mean Christmas. Keep singing the praises of MAGA. The great economy, the jobs for all Americans that were created, the wall, the USMCA and countless other accomplishments this administration had. Also to remind people of the massive movement and resources the left had to deploy just to try and take down 1 ☝️MAN. Shove it right back in their busted kool aid haired gender confused face.

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +5 / -2

Because Trump has a plan and they know it’s being executed as we speak. The 20th will be a fun day. Either military tribunals or revolution in Minecraft.

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dingua -2 points ago +1 / -3

How’s Trump’s plan working out?

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bingobangobongo69 -2 points ago +2 / -4

revolution in Minecraft

Glowie detector is going off for some reason

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I put in Minecraft for a reason. I’m not giving another fag on twitter another chance to report me to the Cloudflare commies.

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dingua -3 points ago +2 / -5

The 20th will see Biden inaugurated.

If that happens, will you admit that you were completely delusional?

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on the situation. And no, he won’t be. Doomer cuck faggot.

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dingua -1 points ago +2 / -3

He absolutely will be.

Obstinately denying reality because you dislike it is stupid regardless of which side is doing it.

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Patriot_Cabbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep pointing this out to my best friend who is dooming and has given up hope.

I keep yelling at him to stop breaking ranks, and to HOLD THE DAMN LINE!

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Madman2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are getting a taste of our power with the stocks of Twitter and the like taking a YUGE hit.

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remember1776 9 points ago +10 / -1

Not mutually exclusive

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TheOne1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek!

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DonaldStump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Whats a Glowie?

Cant be assed to urban dictionary it

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Scumcunt 15 points ago +15 / -0

A federal agent. Historically reserved for CIA, now used for FBI, ATF, whatever. As in, “you’re shilling so hard for violence you’re glowing”

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DonaldStump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not a spook?

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America1stAndOnly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spooks are ghosts. Ghosts are often depicted in drawings as glowing. Hence, glowie.

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DonaldStump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can only envision the Fallout 4 glowing ghoul enemy

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Madman2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That'll work too.

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SolidSnakeOil 9 points ago +11 / -2

Basically, your box standard undercover fed looking to start shit. Glowie because they standout. Glow in the dark. You need to pick up your energy if you can't be bothered to search a single word.

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DonaldStump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was a sex thing.

Thanks though.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your account is 8 days old and there's no handshake. Maybe you earned your way out of it

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't. It's not necessary. and makes people judge what you have to say sometimes before you get to actually say it. I know alot of the handshake accounts are fellow pedes and patriots that came to the game late and we're happy to have them and their insight.

Of course alot of them unfortunately are the chomo glowies at the alpha bet agencies. But we can flush them out. Because they glow so hard. Let's demoralize them. Call the FBI snitch lines and waste their time (don't break the laws and no threats) just call and keep them on for a while by leading them on. Then when the time comes call them anti american faggots who should just kill themselves. It makes me smile that feds have high suicide rates. As evil as they sounds. They are evil.

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Patriot_Cabbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know what a shill is.

I know what a glowie is.

I know what a doomer is.

But can someone plz 'splain to me wut a handshake is?

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you joined this site recently like the last month for so. There was a handshake symbol next to your username implying you're a new account. It helps us regulars since we left reddit idenfity ourselves because none of us are glowies or feds just struggling patriots trying to not have our website commandeered or erased from history. I personally see awesome opinions coming from handshake accounts. But the glowfags have handshake symbols every time without fail. check my account age it's like almost a year old. To me it's not about the upvotes. It's about being recognized. I'm the RegularAmerican I feel like a very close part of this community since and even before we left that old commie site REDdit.

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Patriot_Cabbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotcha! Thanks for the info!

Glad to hear that just cuz I got a handshake symbol next to my name, that people don't just discount everything I say.

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diamondsword 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll discount what you say if you are a handshake and are saying dumb shit

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope fren, we judge you on character based on the knowledge you input. We don't obsess over labels like the left

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is a handshake?

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GainesvilleFlorida 2 points ago +2 / -0

But where does it show new account? Or when you click a person and search by old comments to see the date?
And what does handshake mean?

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Hangemh1gh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Easy as 123

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Efrum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top KEK

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TONSofFREEDOM 4 points ago +4 / -0

💯💯💯💯 How long must we endure the faggots?

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Patriot_Cabbage 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know what a shill is.

I know what a glowie is.

I know what a doomer is.

But can someone plz 'splain to me wut a handshake is?

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CountVapid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but look next to your username when you comment or post.

Edit: I'll be honest with you, I don't know the criteria you need to meet for it to go away.

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Patriot_Cabbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, wasn't sarcastic at all. I'm new! Been lurking since around September 2020 or so, but after the 6th or so, I decided I needed to stop sitting on the sidelines.

So, handshake means a new account?

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CountVapid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty much. I lost the emblem a day or two ago. So not sure if it's a timed thing, upvote count, or post count criteria.

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Patriot_Cabbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool, thanks for letting me know!

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Madman2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

A Handshake is the ultimate wild card. Could be any of those or none. There's a good possibility that a Handshake is truly a Pede. Just a new one.

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Zerocool777 2 points ago +2 / -0

roflmao

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PROMETHEUS84 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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Madman2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks Pede.

Party on!

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SKnows 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've seen the handshakes but what do they means?

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

These readings are off the charts... I'm gonna need to make some new charts.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats sticky pede!!!! Been sum gnarly glowie turds out today too, n dummy handshakes, cheers fren! <3 MAGA2021

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OldTimeNews 1 point ago +3 / -2

I'M RIDING THIS PLANE NEXT TO TRUMP INTO THE GROUND IF THAT'S WHERE IT'S GOING, I AM NOT BAILING OUT ON HIM! I'M JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY " NOW! " THEN I WILL HELP HIM PULL BACK ON THE YOKE!!!! MY MAN MAGA!!!

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Madman2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn right Pede!

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PN_OShea -3 points ago +8 / -11

Why is this stickied?

The logic of what gets stickied is beyond me.

Q couldn't come up with a theory to make sense of the randomness of it.

Lin Wood couldn't spin the pattern together.

Trust the Plan... But the Stickies are Above your Paygrade

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stickies occasionally have funny memes for dopamine/hopamine rushes to try and boost morale

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crazyfingers619 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's pretty predictable:

Be JUST edgy enough.

Include pepe if at all possible

Be high resolution

Be topical

Be quality

Have a gripping image that's more than a complex message or topic

Stickied posts aren't about deep topics, it's about something that immediately resonates and builds on the motif of Trump community.

Most of all Quality over quantity.

It's all about branding the site as digestible and fun, but also meaningful, which is a very Trump thing.

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Madman2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well said!

Thanks Pede.