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Magastein143 18 points ago +18 / -0

You know what else we never thought of - opening up businesses and restaurants to save our economy!!! Cuomo just had that good idea!

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cherryred 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, letting businesses work? That's like super-duper 5D chess. Sounds a bit too advanced of a strategy to me.

Are you sure we shouldn't just printer brrrrrrr some money and then give out another half-assed stimulus check in another 10 months?

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MAGAcadabra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohhh that might work. Let's give the peasants $600 each. That should be enough to pacify their distrust in us.