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basedtexapede 89 points ago +89 / -0

How do you do, fellow caterpillars?

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ebuy123 35 points ago +35 / -0

this shit reads like it was written by Peter Strzok

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CerebralPimp [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

LoL kek!

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Efrum 15 points ago +15 / -0

We do well, fellow pedestrian:)

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Moltar 12 points ago +12 / -0

I bet they're sending these links to accounts that are a year or older hoping that the profile user will click on it. NOBODY ON THE DONALD.WIN WANTS YOUR INFORMATION.

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KillaKrayon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait I do, hook me up bro. Seen me everything 🌜

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Fenuuk 49 points ago +50 / -1

faggots we didnt watch the titanic film its gay like the FBI fuck off

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peterstrzoked 24 points ago +24 / -0

Can someone tell this friendly caterpillar to add me to his list?

My email is [email protected]

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sgt_richard 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ditto, mine is [email protected]

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've got a new email, too:

[email protected].

Thanks for adding me.

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InsideMan 36 points ago +36 / -0

Good idea! Btw, if you DM me your credit card number, expiry, and ccv I will check to see if it has any issues with your spending limits.

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CerebralPimp [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

You promise?

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JediMasterPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes me think of the meme

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MasterOfIllusions 3 points ago +3 / -0

trimming rune armor

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IGfodder 25 points ago +25 / -0

Wow. What a retard.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

He used a Latvian e-mail address. Un-fucking-believable.

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muslimporn 23 points ago +23 / -0

This reads like it's from someone who works in marketing.

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CanuckGhostAnon 18 points ago +18 / -0

even ProtonVPN is a honeypot lol

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RiseOfTyranny 8 points ago +9 / -1

Is protonmail safe? I see everyone talking about it.

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Bragg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its safe. Not the best place to ask tech related questions.

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JackBurton 1 point ago +3 / -2

Antifa uses it.

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easedel 7 points ago +8 / -1

A lot of people use it tbh

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are you asking or stating? I’ve heard good things about protonmail and I am considering switching over, but if it’s compromised then forget it. If you have any links to show it’s a honeypot , please share?

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TheFadingLich 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's good. Some people freak out because antifa use it, but that's like saying guns are bad because Iran uses them. Doesn't make the service any less good, if anything - considering the one thing Antifa is decent at is hiding, it just goes to show it's a good product.

No reason not to use it and considering what their business is, if it was "compromised" they would be absolutely ruined as a company.

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pizza_lawyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

doesn't veritas use it? I switched from gmail to proton a few months ago. no issues.

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PROBE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you know what we did in the military SAP program I was in to ensure we had an uncompromised and secure internet connection to the other bases?

We built an entirely separate internet infrastructure that doesn't even touch the civilian one. There's no such thing as secure on this damn thing.

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JigglesV 15 points ago +15 / -0

Jesus christ what a leftist attempt. Pedes arent that formal

My god

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JoyousMischief 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is somebody who doesn’t understand online culture in general and only knows how to speak to bureaucrats.

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JigglesV 3 points ago +3 / -0

‘Heres the script. we tested it in a group’

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SpezWifesBoyfriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

Canceled.

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PresidentPussyGraber 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow the left is stupid. Completely demoralized. They honestly think you will get banned for dooming? It's like they think we believe in 1A ironically. I'm pretty sure the communist revolution would've happened already if the rank and file weren't drooling retards

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CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand that reference

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Dres2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like an e-mail that can be added to a whole bunch of 'adult' mailing lists..

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Signed him up for a few newsletters. I'm sure he will be excited to learn more about knitting.

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Satanictoasters 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got one similar as well

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Satanictoasters 6 points ago +6 / -0

Different person, mine was about "building a group of like minded people outside of here in case they censor us" or something. I felt alarm bells so when they mass invited people to a thread they started I posted to tell everyone not to give up their phone number and I didn't hear anything else

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TearofLys 7 points ago +7 / -0

i got the same fucking glowie message.

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deeznuts86 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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GrouchoMarxist1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was this written by a Nigerian Prince?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Latvian, apparently.

(note the .lv)

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AkaCoco 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude just follow up, spam that email with gore and trap images.

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somepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

FYI, you can get disposable email addresses for bullshit like this from cock.li. They have free webmail and a long list of domains, with such greats as

national.shitposting.agency

420blaze.it

and dicksinhisan.us

Get your cock.li email and you can send our new fren a message ;)

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GontMawr 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least give us a warning to turn the contrast down, that one glows extra hard.

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guitarmastershredder 2 points ago +2 / -0

GLOWING!

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xandoxan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey fellow teenie boppers! Parents can be such a drag, amirite? Well I've got the skinny on a new hip trend called communism and it's far out!

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like totally wow maan!

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slag 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a douche. I can imagine them adjusting their tie while they type that.

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JediMasterPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who knew it pays so well to be so stupid.

It's sad that they think this will work

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Knowbody 1 point ago +1 / -0

And my dad works for Nintendo.

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Moyst_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha today i learned we can send messages to each other. This should be a hoot. Were those doomers at?

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FuckTheOtherSide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of back when we were on Reddit. Some faggot messaged me & got me to join some private group that was probably being used as a sleeper cell.

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King_Boobus_Toobus 1 point ago +1 / -0

My email is [email protected]

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PROBE 0 points ago +0 / -0

Wait... there are DMs on this site? I've never even noticed.

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