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C_Huckleberry 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you think you're white, you're obviously oppressed.

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BS2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I identify as someone who doesn't care what color I or anyone else is, but racists identify me as someone who does

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BS2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

then all the people around the entire world who have learned to speak English will be pissed too! LOL

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I identify as innocent of their charge. I’m not white, I’m melatonin challenged. Can I have money?

Not sure how the lefty victimy thing works. Need more practice.

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BS2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you need more hyperbole to be a good victim. You should have probably screamed first about how my English words offended you and that even though the post wasn't personally intended for you because I have never met you, I still should have addressed you by your proper pronouns

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you! I only identify by punctuation or exclamation. It’s not his or hers or xis or xers. It’s Sod Off! As in, InsideMan likes to shine Sod Off! shoes.

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BS2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm afraid I can't comply because I don't identify with the word identify because its racist, patriarchal, sexist, and triggers me into dying my hair

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m totally offended now. I’m going to sue you for like everything and will say BS2020 is a flaming patriot and I’ll be sure to win.

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BS2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

if you sue me I would argue in court that I cant be held responsible because my whiteness prevents me from making rational decisions and the liberal judge would eat it up, thus looking at YOU like you're a flaming patriot and find you in contempt of court

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superspathi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm thinking we should try apologizing for our whiteness and genetic predetermination to be racists, and request that we be banished to our own territory like a reservation, so that brown and black people don't have to see our hideous whiteness ever again.

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BS2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

but they would se it -- because we would start building housing, businesses factories, and infrastructure of all sorts and they would realize it the best place to protest, loot, burn and destroy so THEY could then get tax dollars to buy Nikes, big screen TVs and free tendies