Oh, what a glorious time it has been for the teenage snowflakes! Suddenly their lives of tic tok and non-binary self-discovery has meaning! Now, they are as brave as any of the Greatest Generation as they stare DEATH ITSELF in the face each day when they buy their double faps at Starbucks.

They're torn up with COVID-envy when they hear that a peer tested positive. How the sympathy and concern rains down on the symptom-free mindless twit who can LITERALLY FEEL their lives slipping away.

Escaping death itself, they fight on.

Then, one day soon, it will come out that it was all a scam. We had the treatments all along. The masks that they valiantly wear are pointless. Their entire self worth is wrapped up in this "pandemic" and it just might slip away.