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posted ago by BasedITGuy ago by BasedITGuy +16 / -0

Real talk, we gotta line this stuff up. I'm calling top bunk, it's harder for them to hit you up there. Bottom easier to get into, but I can climb.

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Fatlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bottom. I'm old and I have to pee a lot.

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BasedITGuy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can bunk with me then. I will secretly stash sticks under my sheet so when the beatings start I can try to stop them from hitting you as much.

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Fatlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

SWEET

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BasedITGuy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We'll pour one out for you. It's just muddy water from Flint MI, but it is our life.

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Bindiesel101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep

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Futuramawe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I kindly ask to be placed next to Norm MacDonald.

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Covfefe_Injection 1 point ago +1 / -0

How long do we have to pretend we buy into their bullshit until they let us out?

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BasedITGuy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won't LET us out, remember, other countries have to save us. Make babies now and pray Israel or somebody shows up before they die. We'll be gone.

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LudwigVBeethoven1976 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm sleeping on the dirt out in the open. I've been there and done it before, even in four inches of snow.

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BasedITGuy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't be a hero. You sleep in bunk with mask on or you go to other side of the tracks.

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magamagashii 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like top but I do like to...uh, relax...so thats easoer to do on the bottom bunk.

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daytrip 0 points ago +1 / -1

What kind of fagghot shit is this? Go doom somewhere else. You think americans are just going to throw all their guns and ammo away and shuffle in to camps? Gtfo