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ubermk3 172 points ago +175 / -3

We need a WWE event Biden vs. Trump to settle things once and for all.

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ALargeRock 104 points ago +105 / -1

I could see it in the style of Celebrity Death Match (from MTV or Comedy Central, I forgot).

Trump would kick his ass, all sorts of meme references and super patriotic moves like the Eagle Punch or MOAB Slam.

Then, just as Joe is about to be done for, he pulls out a remote with a button on it and presses it, releasing a dominion voting machine that was hanging above the ring, and it falls on Trump to defeat him.

Crowd roars and the announcers state how traps like that are illegal but they declare Biden the victor anyways. He’s about to give a victory speech during the post match interview when in the background the dominion voting machine starts to shake.

While ignoring what’s going on behind them, Trump emerges from the heap and tosses it aside. Using a move called the Insurrection Throat Smasher, Trump blasts Biden apart in a bloody mess, covering Trump fist and the interviewers. A blast so powerful it vaporized Harris and the rats in Washington.

With a sudden change of heart, the two announcers declare Trump the victor and hold the mic to him, ready for the victory speech. Trump grabs the mic, looks into the camera and says β€œHey traitors, ya fired!” Then drops the mic and walks away to the song of YMCA as the crowd goes bonkers, cheering his name.