If you didn't say that you are, you are planning to lose.

Here is the plan if you want to win.

Step 1: Become a democrat.

Step 2: Volunteer for the most establishment candidate they have.

Step 3: Get involved in the vote counting process.

Step 4: Build rapport and work your way up.

That's pretty much it. We are hard working as conservatives, but we are not always strategic. Be smart.

Who is counting the votes? We are!