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Phishhed44 34 points ago +36 / -2

Mike is a man. Wake up.

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lucifer_fit_deus 1 point ago +4 / -3

I didn’t say Malia was Mike’s daughter. I said she could be Obama’s.

What is awake can never be awoken.

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's my thought: 'michelle' was born a hermaphrodite and her parents chose to raise 'her' as a girl.

Apart from a little rebellion during her teen years 'she' decides ultimately to identify with the female part when meeting bi-curious Barack.

The rest is his/her-story.

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Whirlybot 2 points ago +2 / -0

This makes sense to me.