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CorpseLivesMatter 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hahahahaha I needed this - thanks pede!

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morrowlane 8 points ago +8 / -0

As far as we know, this technology is hardened against EMP

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GastonP1000 5 points ago +5 / -0

A whole new world!

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 4 points ago +4 / -0

A whole new world... order

FIFY

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Moltar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haven't belly laughed this long for a while!

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2ndenthusiast 14 points ago +14 / -0

Preparing to carpet bomb us. Doom!

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4touchdownbundy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol!!

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Burn1Bob 8 points ago +8 / -0

The flying carpet brigade.

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suitcasegate 7 points ago +7 / -0

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD...

ALL AIRFORCE PERSONNEL PLS PUT ON YOUR SUICIDE VESTS BEFORE DEPARTURE. OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT WILL DEMONSTRATE HOW TO PUT ONE ON AND HOW TO USE IT, BUT YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION. SHE CAN ONLY DEMONSTRATE IT ONCE.

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t like your caps lock key, but I love your joke 😂

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Bramage 5 points ago +5 / -0

neutron bombs via B2s

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stillbringingitback 5 points ago +5 / -0

Iran isn’t the problem we think it is. The problem is a certain group of ppl want to goad the US into middle eastern wars and they see Iran as an obstacle to their nations security. Rightly or wrongly I don’t know, but it ain’t the US who has a problem with Iran.

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NoFucks2Give 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah this kind of shit feels like some Biden warmongering McCain faggotry. Biden is not even in office yet and we have beating the war drums on here in giddy anticipation.

Uniparty MIC will be coming out of the woodwork now.

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WeCax49 5 points ago +5 / -0

I must admit, I'm in love with Persian carpets.

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nomoreprinkles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Under a Biden administration, I welcome our snake charming genie rubbing overlords.

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Peteeggers 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣 lmao

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niconicoreeee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Qaher 313 lmao

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MuhNameJeff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooooo this is spicy

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SimPilot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't mind owning few of those. They are very expensive and takes alot of time to make.

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Anon1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Persia Great Again!

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ironhorse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Iranians have had flying carpets for thousand of years. We're still waiting on free elections.

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Iranian NIGHTS!!!!!!

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Veracious_deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just take a moment and think about a flying carpet attack on your city...... kek

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MrWombatt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh.

😆😆😆

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ouvrez_les_yeux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those are some beautiful rugs though.

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Nothing2no123 1 point ago +2 / -1

WWIV, we won WWIII. USSR no longer exists....

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DeutschlandDan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Steppenwolf music intensifies.

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Fieldsl22 1 point ago +1 / -0

<3 it

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cue (queue) Magic Carpet Ride: https://youtu.be/U4WiyxXpyZc

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those aren't missiles

They're centerfuges

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PonySoldier66 1 point ago +1 / -0

took me a minute but then I felt stupid and highly amused at the same time.

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MentalyStable 1 point ago +1 / -0

You Laugh now... o- o

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journalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those are actually Pakistanis, but I get where you’re coming from 🙂

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ModernMan1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Baller!

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TaggartCiscontinenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rug jockeys

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Dubfox 1 point ago +1 / -0

A whole new world!

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Alias117 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought it was the one with camals with jet engines on the side that pissed off a lot of Lefties on BitChute when i used that in the old Disqus days cant figure out their current comment section and making memes work on that.

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AngriestBart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo, 1st on the left from the carpet pilot, that one on the ground I got exactly THE SAME in my family home 20 years ago, good carpet tho.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

(Slaps roof of carpet)

Aladdin couldn't get a better ride

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't worry too much, they can't go to high because the resulting ice crystals will disrupt the thaumatic lattice woven into it. I'd be more worried about all the lamps they're buying up...