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strictly1957 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classy quip.... and don't forgot the promo code for up to 50% off on the pillow and Giza sheet combo is JoeBidenIsAPedo

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Beltfed 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Hi, I’m Mike Lindell, creator of MyPillow. I created MyPillow so you can rest easy while I fight your worst nightmares.”

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yuugecrowds [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m interrupting my own commercial!

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dad Jokes is down the hall and to the right. kek

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DroppsaDuece 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he undercover?

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BabbleRabble 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup... He is a member of the team tasked to rid DC of all commies... Code name "Clean Sheet".

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Those aren't pillows!"

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ShyRipley 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahaa that movie :D

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createaccount 2 points ago +2 / -0

some didn't get it.

sleeper, pillow

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Sugz_Da_Bear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't need a garrote when you got My Pillow. Taking commies to nap nap time. My Pillow supports my head, neck, soul, and the constitution of the United States of America.

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Jackdagger 2 points ago +2 / -0

For good? Or for bad? Sleeper could go either way...lol

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yuugecrowds [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think good

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NotLikeThis 1 point ago +1 / -0

...Dad?

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BabbleRabble 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has been the head of the PLO this whole time.

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DroppsaDuece 1 point ago +1 / -0

He seems a bit soft

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

groan

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