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ModernDayMao 46 points ago +46 / -0

Ohio definitely wants in, I’m done with these Pennsylvania weirdos.

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FratPatriot99 13 points ago +13 / -0

as a PA pede I might just hop over the border with you

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ModernDayMao 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know a few commies we could deport in exchange for you.

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would be easy enough to cut out Cleveland, but Columbus is a blue cesspool surrounded by red

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ModernDayMao 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck that, that’s our land we’ll deport them.

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7thGenTexan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’d totally take Florida. Less the flaming liberal Jews.

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KAGMAGIC2020 5 points ago +7 / -2

The only based Jews are the religious ones in Miami beach with the hats and beards. They love Trump :)

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Luc1Stmartin [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hasidic

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Florida might have to Balkanize. Palm Beach and Broward and Tampa and Gainesville and Tallahassee are lost causes.

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QuickMaths 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah just deport all the dems, then build a wall.

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Treyay83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just let em go north for the summer and when they come back down for winter redirect them to Atlanta

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KAGMAGIC2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

End welfare and all the socialist programs and they will leave in droves and/or try to fight and will fail.

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KingSweyn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Okay I'm in! Step one: gain legislative power in Congress.

And if you thought this summer's riots were bad, hoooooo boy. You want to take welfare away from blacks? They will go on a warpath, I'm not sure how literally. You'd have to compensate somehow, like making welfare reservations, ones like the natives have. Entire cities whose residents are government funded.

Once everyone's settled in, then you cut the funding. Away from economic hubs.

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DesantisDotWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck that. Give them the option of living in the new USA or Beijing Biden’s communist Union of America. Convince the commie states to pay for their relocation and bankrupt themselves before they even get started.

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes please, based pedes plus lovely beaches? You're IN!

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lolpaladins 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was about to say but texas already has beaches.

Then I noticed you said lovely. Damnit.

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth!

That being said I hear South Padre Island is lovely, it's just really far from where I am.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every clark griswald needs a cousin eddie