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TeaPartySon 215 points ago +216 / -1

kek

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REDMARAUDER 260 points ago +261 / -1

You know what's really funny?

Facebook and Twitter have special conferences and vacation time for their censorship team because so many of them either break down or start to rethink their ideology by reading alternative views 24/7.

My cousin lives in San Francisco so he's heard it all. Liberal girls will claim they deserve hazard pay for having to even read conservative opinions.

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rauschman 101 points ago +101 / -0

The programming must be reset occasionally I guess

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mass55th 76 points ago +77 / -1

The under-developed liberal brain can only take so much.

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CatfishJack 25 points ago +25 / -0

Too bad they don't explode like an over inflated balloon.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought you were gonna post the head explosion from "Scanners"...

https://youtu.be/1qCszP4HI7U?t=164

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PnSatTDdotW 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thanks great link

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PROBE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Progressives. I'm a proud patriot Liberal meme farmer.

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Farmerbob1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say Leftists are the proper term for the modern radical left.

I'm also pretty close to a classic Liberal.

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PROBE 0 points ago +0 / -0

I use Leftist as well, but Progressive is my main target of ire. They're the tip of the spear for Socialists. They need to always be identified as soon as possible before they can ply their poisonous trade. Progressives are also the ones who are the quickest to try to hide under the Liberal label while saying Socialism is the answer to all of our problems.

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GlockArm 60 points ago +60 / -0

The same thing was true on parlerwatch on reddit. They had a big warning to go bathe yourself in cnn after viewing even to laugh because it made people start asking questions and connecting dots.

Funny how people here all watch and see a lot of the dumb narratives the other puts out yet this problem only works one way. Truth is funny like that.

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Fartist69 32 points ago +32 / -0

i would imagine they get deeper enmeshed in cancel culture with each cycle of brainwashing, until they actually implode

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SpookyBandit 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's culture shock. Like when you land in a third world country for the first time and throws you into loop.

I'll admit, I was a registered Democrat and voted for Obama his first term (regret it every day). In '16 after the election and I was red pilled on everything, it was pretty hard to accept that most of the crap I was fed was total BS and propaganda.

It was literally a week of me looking into stuff, I looked like a crazy person after coming out of my long digestion of the truth.

And I'm sure some of you can predict I lost most of my important relationships when I started coming out of my shell about what I've learned.

Nothing worth doing or learning is ever easy, and accepting the truth about the right isn't easy after being bombarded 24/7 with leftist propaganda from school, tv, music, movies, news, sports, indoctrinated friends and family.

Accepting it means you lose everything if you live in a blue area. Sorry for the wall of text. haha

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FormerLibtardGrrl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice hearing your story/experience! I would have voted for Biden like a fucking moron in November (but didn't vote anyway; live in a heavy blue state--gross), so don't feel bad voting for Obama. At least we caught on. Others won't ever.

I agree though, total cultural shock and I've been researching and reading like mad, and picking up a lot when I can force myself to watch MSM (for comedy). One friend I was trying to explain it to...started talking about horn hat riot (lmao) and I was just like fuck omg that wasn't a damn riot turn off the news 🤣😫 aka, we fucked

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Random_Aussie 5 points ago +5 / -0

You probably voted anyway, and they just forgot to tell you... ;)

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FormerLibtardGrrl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth!

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GoldwaterVoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seven of Nine can demonstrate the Regeneration process.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 15 points ago +16 / -1

I'm hazardous to a valley girl's health, I'll admit it. There are certain incompatibilities with little girls, such as my

BIG DICK ENERGY!!

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Rageofpepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

User name checks out

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TheMAGAlorian787 14 points ago +14 / -0

They are so mentally weak and fragile. It’s hilarious. And sad. But more hilarious.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Snowflakes

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KingSweyn 8 points ago +8 / -0

We should all be aiming to convert the fedposters.

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Hellann 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do feel bad for them in a way. If they start seeing the truth, how can they continue to live the lie? They have some hard choices ahead.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too

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Not_Quite_Savage 17 points ago +18 / -1

Also Freudian BooBs.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double Kek baby lol

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Redditisbiased123 148 points ago +149 / -1

Qualifications

  1. Hate Donald Trump
  2. Love China

You're In!

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AtticusDenzil 75 points ago +75 / -0

Gender studies degree with specialization in identifying possible new genders and expanding on them further

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wethedownvoted 31 points ago +31 / -0

sometimes i've identified 6 impossible genders before breakfast!

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LoobintheToobin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yup, bachelor degree required. Coming to a precinct near you. https://policetribune.com/oregon-cops-would-need-bachelors-degrees-within-4-years-or-be-fired-under-proposed-bill/?fbclid=IwAR1CpSCe5fZB004IbFsZA4V-6WNyHreUnhxT53YM41q6TXgqI9oIiXhPfjE

Or we can always hire some un soldiers instead. I doubt they have the same requirements. Strong cities network, put in place from Obozo. https://thenewamerican.com/beware-of-the-strong-cities-network/

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 6 points ago +6 / -0

expanding on them further

I think the term they use is "dilation".

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minotaurbeach 29 points ago +29 / -0

Have a gimic, be under 25, willing to sex traffic white children to Libya AND:

  1. be a POC

  2. be gay

  3. identify as something else wild and pretend to be the opposition

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axrevolutionai 30 points ago +30 / -0

that's not how you become a FBI agent..that's how you become a representative or Senator!

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minotaurbeach 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL

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PieceOfParchment7 6 points ago +6 / -0

10 years?

911 was an inside job.

They knew Pearl Harbor would get attacked.

Nazis took over our science.

10 years?

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PieceOfParchment7 4 points ago +4 / -0

It messes up their paradigms.

Cognitive Dissonance can't have that.

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PieceOfParchment7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, well at some point you just finish cooking the frog.

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PROBE 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was happening a lot earlier than the 2000s.

They've been chipping away at the foundation for 100 years. Demolition just happens a lot more rapidly at the end of the project.

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bewarethejogger 6 points ago +6 / -0

hey there fed.

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama

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Sand313man 12 points ago +12 / -0

So apply... undercover work is a thing..

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Guillotifa 6 points ago +6 / -0

This was my thought. Have pedes saturate their HR... bound to get one through.

Infiltrate, don't assimilate.

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PieceOfParchment7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imbibition

The ancient egyptians would slip dry reed into fissures in rock.

Then pour water over the reed causing them to swell.

The giant boulder would split in half or what ever shape they were looking for.

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Phrazel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget baby murders!

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Judgemccoy 78 points ago +78 / -0

Requirements: must be liberal, hate white people, and not arrest anyone involved in voter fraud.

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Sand313man 23 points ago +23 / -0

Or just be undercover. FBI officers panicking. Bob who just bought them a donut and cracked red neck jokes - is actually as red blooded as they come...

And Mr. Smith we know your partner sitting next to you is black... But he is defiantly red blooded.

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KnightKreider 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep time to take our country back by getting people in there that care about the country and the law.

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ciemPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

also your wife must have a boyfriend

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm already a Liberal. But because they've also forgotten what that actually means I use it to my advantage to secretly record the commie Progressives and their meetings.

Get fucked, ya authoritarian swamp monsters.

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 70 points ago +71 / -1

It better be at least $15 a hr. 😂

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PaulieM91 27 points ago +27 / -0

for government work? you'd have to be kidding.

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KingSweyn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah starting pay will be at least $20, or salary.

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are all equal under the assumption that $15. Helps the economy

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Maga0351 58 points ago +58 / -0

Stop minimizing the efforts of our federal law enforcement officers. They don’t just read, they also try to incite terrorism too.

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SupremeDearLeader2 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's hard work pretending to be KKK to create false flags so give your local agent/grand wizard a hug!

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Guillotifa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh they aren't pretending

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SupremeDearLeader2 5 points ago +6 / -1

It never feels like working if you do what you love !

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Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't diminish the child trafficking efforts of these hard working communists either; those white babies aren't going to kidnap and deliver themselves to the torture chambers!

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mugatucrazypills 56 points ago +56 / -0

Day 90. I can report seeing frogs everywhere.

There are even frogs in my dreams.

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20KAG20 16 points ago +16 / -0

That’s a beautiful world

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Here_we_go 26 points ago +31 / -5

Q hiring. So Q is INDEED FBI

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AtticusDenzil 8 points ago +8 / -0

query

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Guillotifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quelle Source

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 6 points ago +7 / -1

I always kinda suspected it was Jim Comey

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Not_Quite_Savage 6 points ago +6 / -0

...and they knew in 2017 that you'd view that add today...

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CrusadingPowerUser 5 points ago +8 / -3

DUH !!!!

I can't believe so many idiots are in that cult... It just blows my mind...

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GODwins76 7 points ago +8 / -1

Statism is the most dangerous cult, I know!

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CrusadingPowerUser 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually it coincides with each other..

Satan's greatest trick is "deception" ..

God always wins.. I like your handle.

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Sigma 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just you wait, any minute Jeff will ride into DC on a winged horse with one hundred legions of valkyries, amazons, and celtic highlanders and he will arrest all of the deep state in one fell swoop.

TRUST SESSIONS

TRUST THE PLAM

WGWW1GWW7A

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KingSweyn 3 points ago +4 / -1

BLACK LIVES MATTER

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE

NO EVIDENCE OF FRAUD

Short, punchy, self-contained, thought-terminating memes like this are essential to any successful cult following.

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Sigma 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s so out in the open that anyone with half a hippocamper can see it!

Q

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Here_we_go 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm going to look up some obscure post from 2 years ago. It told me to watch for this post replying to me.

Boooooom!💣💥💥💥💥

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1337Gandalf 3 points ago +5 / -2

I knew some dumbass would say something like this.

q is query, for the actual backend to split the string keywords and use them.

it has nothing to do with Qanon.

and I say that as someone who believes in Q, and works in tech.

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Here_we_go 0 points ago +3 / -3

I knew some dumbass would get their qpanties in a bunch. Pull and shake. It'll be ok.

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CerebralPimp 21 points ago +22 / -1

Only if I get to work with Mulder

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PraiseBeToScience 27 points ago +28 / -1

What's funny is that the overarching story of the X-Files literally shows that the agency is controlled by Deep State G-Men who specifically weaponize the agency to serve the whims of an unelected cabal of plutocrats.

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556x45mm 8 points ago +8 / -0

We are led to believe Hollywood that the FBI are superheroes, yet they are literally a bunch of SJW fatties with small dicks

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KingSweyn 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're more like the show Archer in the first season, with all the little background drones.

I've heard the creator of that series wanted them even more bungling and incompetent, but if they made them like real 3-letter agencies people wouldn't suspend disbelief.

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556x45mm 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a feeling more shows will come out making the 3-letter agencies look more incompetent, Archer was just the tip

Just

The

Tip

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CerebralPimp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Crap, forgot about that part :(

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

cigarettes intensify

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Guillotifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedes, attention. We got ourselves a top kek here.

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Forbidden_outcast 4 points ago +4 / -0

^this

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

90's X-Files = TRUST NO ONE!

Reboot X-Files = Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best!

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dibs on Scully.

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Forbidden_outcast 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sculpt is a knee bending liberal. They all are. When they rebooted the series, they all took a knee. My brother nearly lost his shit

Edit: scully

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn’t see the reboot. Did she personally take a knee in real life or did they script taking a knee into the show itself?

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Forbidden_outcast 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was at a party for the reboot

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for the link. Wow that’s disgusting! I called dibs too soon!

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TenaciousDT 3 points ago +3 / -0

no givesy backsies 😂

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Meddlesom 5 points ago +5 / -0

They wrote their TDS into the show in the reboot. There were several anti-Trump things, they had an Alex Jones type character that they belittled, they made fun of conservatives, and Mulder was a big Hilldawg fan. It was sad.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for the summary. Thank God I avoided it!

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NADSAQ 11 points ago +11 / -0

I heard the second round of interviewing consists of sucking fifty dicks, though.

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fdumont 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ehh, many should apply and infiltrate the FBI.

In each meeting just start dropping redpills.

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Parhelion12 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow! Has anyone looked up this Hoover guy?! He really sucked!

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fdumont 3 points ago +3 / -0

A user named Hoover? I haven't, but is he kind of sus?

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

you're better off changing your gender and then applying to break through some of those barriers.

you'll make it through the lie detector no problem because they'll assume you're just hiding deep dark fantasies and not patriotism or support for the president

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fdumont 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I lived in the US, I would have an advantage though. I am a swiss-latino, they wouldn't have the balls to deny me. They are too afraid to be called RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST.

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MAGAyar 10 points ago +11 / -1

The amount of work to get there- physical, mental, etc- isn’t worth it I hear. Which is ironic considering they do nothing.

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RoboG 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just looked up the physical requirements and their entry test is a joke. Sit-ups, pushups, 300m sprint, and 1.5 mile run.

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MAGAyar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh I’ve heard it ain’t the easiest- yeah the exercises seem easy, they’re sticklers on how you do em. And I guess their point system is tough too. Easier than the military though, by the looks of it.

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rutabaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easier than the military though

The military had to lower their standards due to less and less fit people coming in. Just being at a regular weight and doing a bit of strength training before joining should get you through.

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MAGAyar 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’d think it’d be easy, but noooooo haha.

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radiosnrobots 8 points ago +8 / -0

Q in this instance refers to the search query string.

Q = Query

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +4 / -3

I fucking knew it!

Q is a faggot. Thanks, Pede.

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Psyk0Tripp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get paid to post on*

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Not_Quite_Savage 5 points ago +5 / -0

...DeEEz NUTS!

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Iteachfuckingscience 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey fbi

CHINA IS ASSHOE!

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LawlfulEvil 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm interested, but I don't have any experience at either being a mindless tool of evil or molesting children; are those deal breakers?

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

you'll have plenty of opportunity to learn on the job

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Jamesdaah 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂

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ak83 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fed workers usually so fucking lazy even when theyre supose to do fun shit they don't wanna do it.

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MAGASquatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

F*q that. Who wants to move to NY?

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apchrkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

eat breakfast

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nomoreprinkles 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if they take straight men or if part of recruitment means you take it in the ass by commies until you prolapse.

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mostooge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gee, a job with good pay and benefits and all you have to do is target the democrat party opposition?

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PaulieM91 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah but they'll probably force you to get the mutant vaccine

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DeutschlandDan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Job skills required:

  • double-think outside-the-box
  • identify noose-shaped objects
  • paper-shred and acid wash
  • zero accountability
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FucKamala 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. Now that's a job I've been doing for free

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Cdope45 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP might be on to something.

Can you imagine how fast the FBI would be shutdown if people found out Trump supporters worked for them?

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quicker than they shut down the migrant caravans when they realized it was all Trump voters escaping socialism, incoming?

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BuckOFive 4 points ago +4 / -0

"must support females in combat even though they cant lift heavy objects"

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holytrpbatman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey come on now. No sexism.

.3% of women can and do lift heavy objects

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BuckOFive 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes and they have mustaches

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Symonize 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Almagest 4 points ago +4 / -0

nice

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TinyOxKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top kek!

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signature226 4 points ago +4 / -0

On a long enough timeline, this site will be redpilled FBI agents shitposting with each other.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like old John Titor message boards

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1sep1969 4 points ago +4 / -0

TD.win has some of the funniest threads!

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GopnikGod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Special Agent, you say? Are those the Agents that spend all day trawling the internet for, 'naughty words'?

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're the one who receive tips about CP and snuff and instead of taking it down they just leave it up and watch it and collect a paycheck.

It's the most prestigious job you can get at the FBI. The worst, ironically for us, is sitting on T_D all day trying to understand what they're talking about. CP you understand, but patriotism? those sick fucks

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I could get paid to shitpost and honeypot antifa on reddit political humor.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

in theory you could honeypot the fbi agent reading your post - just start meeting up with local pedes who suddenly show interest in you when you spent the last 4 years thinking you were the only pede in your area. Become best friends with them and then report them to their boss as a trump supporter himself. Tell them he approached you and tried to get You to like trump but you resisted. Then change your gender to prove you're really one of them.

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Xtracredit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Do they have an office in Cali, lol?

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Mattrocksalot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get paid for being a faggot

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Trumplican1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s sad the Obama administration turned the FBI into what the CIA has been for a long time. A self server swamp enforcer. What they did to trump is discussing. fortunately, they’re the enemy now.

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Merlin32 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should apply to these jobs and then Pence them at their own game!

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BotFlyPenis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pence is now a verb. Kek.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

just walk in, take out a knife, cut off your balls and hand them over.

Hired on the spot (when you're out of the ER/recovery)

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CatfishJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure this was meant to be funny but unfortunately it's true. When I lived in Northern VA we knew a couple who both worked for the FBI, He's an investigator who works with the secret service on banking fraud while she sits at a computer reviewing posts to sites like this. I never trusted him because he flew the USA flag while Obama was in office but took it down and replaced it with a VA flag when Trump was elected. He tried to befriend me on several occasions with talk about the military. My answers were always "It was a long time ago and would rather not discuss it." A like minded Patriot who still lives there told me he put up a brand new USA flag the day CNN called it for Biden. As for their roles with the FBI, that's second hand knowledge. His mother-in-law who watched their children was very friendly and proud of what they were doing to protect the country.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of my neighbours does the same job as that guys' wife did. Reviewing stuff online.

I red pilled him a bit over the past year.

Now he doesn't do that type of work anymore, they basically have him coasting through covid w/ no real tasks until he retires or something..

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CatfishJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all part of knowing your enemy.

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TrueBlueTexan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the hell would want to go work in Nazi York? As long as Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Bill DeBlowsio) and Mafia Boss Cuomo are in charge, that city is just as bad as Kamala Harris's district in CA. Wonder when Cleveland Steamers will show up on the sidewalks as well as used drug paraphernalia? Glad I visited when it was still Rudy's New York!

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Mad_King_Kalak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I applied to be an FBI agent once. I got very far in the process, but the polygraph machine a joke. I think the reason why the FBI is so screwed up these days, is that they only hire sociopaths who lie without thought that pass the thing.

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CanadianMeathead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can someone please explain what is going on with all the FBI posts? Are they here?

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. They always have been, but they're on a hiring spree for uncritical thinkers on indeed and linkedIn and other labour farms.

The FBI NEEDS to find the shit post that will seal our fate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMSLM33PQDM

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

top kek

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seeing how the FBI has been shown in the last four years, you would truly have to have mental issues, beyond the heal, to want to join those clowns. They have always, been a breed of misfits, inept arrogant slagg's, who never had friends growing up, and was always picked last to be on the losing team....Prove me wrong.

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Silvanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want monies to read frens comments

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mass55th 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard they have to give remedial reading classes to the majority of the individuals that apply for employment with the FBI, so they can read, and comprehend the written tests they are given.

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Cyber1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unironically every younger person in college or about to graduate highschool needs to get an education and get into positions of influence like in the FBI or in media, tech, finance, politics ect.

The older generation took the "lol fuck them I just want muh sportsball" and look at them now, they cant even enjoy that without getting literal cultural marxist propaganda shoved down their throats every 5 min on ESPN.

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Clarence_Thomas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't get called a fag all day...

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fag.