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IroWide 32 points ago +34 / -2

We meet where we always meet! Bring your bump stocks, too. And anything else that you probably shouldn't have but have. In fact, you might want to list the things you have for me. But don't tell anyone else, they might be undercover agents! Which I am definitely not haha!

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cats are commies. You have to feed it and keep its shit box clean for no pay.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

With covid

Commies cats with covid

Come on man

Cats are so great even their turds have wisdom. Wisdom enough to hate commies!!

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +11 / -1

I would too but I lost all of mine in a terrible boating accident!

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LessAndLessIronic 19 points ago +19 / -0

No, leave your guns. They know about them. We have guys handing out the ghosty bois.

Security is tight so we are meeting in the national forest of Northern Idaho, on an unmarked logging road. GPS coordinates are attached.

When you reach those coordinates, hang a glow stick from your rearview, place all identification and your phone in the glove compartment. Turn off the vehicle, exit, and stand in front of it with your hands on the hood. That will be the signal for your assigned team to pick you up.

Don't be alarmed at the bag placed over your head. Again, we're just being careful. Also, that wasn't a security pat down, that's just Carl, he's been lonely these past few weeks. They will of course be removing your shoes -- just too many instances of tracking chips being hidden by the government.

After the greeting phase you'll be guided to the back of your assigned transport pickup truck. Hold the shovel you are handed and await further instructions.

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Magafactured 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oddly specific... hmmmmm 😂

Jk, Nice one👌

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BidenMumbling 4 points ago +4 / -0

There will be 116 lbs of cocaine waiting for you all at the rendezvous

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LessAndLessIronic 4 points ago +4 / -0

My god. We're issuing a full 72 hour supply up front? Shit really is about to get real.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seattle’s finest CHELs, Community Health Engagement Locations.= mobile heroin units

Legal drug dealing

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MrCuriousGuy513 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look, leave the gun at home and bring a Bible. The truth will scatter the demons.

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PriorityTarget 7 points ago +7 / -0

Especially when you bring out John 8:31-44, Galatians 1:13-14, Titus 1:10-15, 1 Thessalonians 2:14-16 and Revelation 2:9 and 3:9.

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556x45mm 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love my Revelation 2:9, I even upgraded to the 3:9 with a custom mossy oak camo!

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PriorityTarget 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best answer ever.

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NotfbiMEGA2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I will for one will be there! Where are we all meeting? I will be bringing my AR18, fully ottomachine gun. MEGA 2020 peps!

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NotfbiMEGA2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I spoke with big Mike, he said I should bring lube? Would that be for my automatically guns?

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure thing just share with me your firearm id just so I can know if it is real or not. Hahaha 😅