No, leave your guns. They know about them. We have guys handing out the ghosty bois.
Security is tight so we are meeting in the national forest of Northern Idaho, on an unmarked logging road. GPS coordinates are attached.
When you reach those coordinates, hang a glow stick from your rearview, place all identification and your phone in the glove compartment. Turn off the vehicle, exit, and stand in front of it with your hands on the hood. That will be the signal for your assigned team to pick you up.
Don't be alarmed at the bag placed over your head. Again, we're just being careful. Also, that wasn't a security pat down, that's just Carl, he's been lonely these past few weeks. They will of course be removing your shoes -- just too many instances of tracking chips being hidden by the government.
After the greeting phase you'll be guided to the back of your assigned transport pickup truck. Hold the shovel you are handed and await further instructions.
No, leave your guns. They know about them. We have guys handing out the ghosty bois.
Security is tight so we are meeting in the national forest of Northern Idaho, on an unmarked logging road. GPS coordinates are attached.
When you reach those coordinates, hang a glow stick from your rearview, place all identification and your phone in the glove compartment. Turn off the vehicle, exit, and stand in front of it with your hands on the hood. That will be the signal for your assigned team to pick you up.
Don't be alarmed at the bag placed over your head. Again, we're just being careful. Also, that wasn't a security pat down, that's just Carl, he's been lonely these past few weeks. They will of course be removing your shoes -- just too many instances of tracking chips being hidden by the government.
After the greeting phase you'll be guided to the back of your assigned transport pickup truck. Hold the shovel you are handed and await further instructions.
There will be 116 lbs of cocaine waiting for you all at the rendezvous