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IroWide 22 points ago +22 / -0

I actually told a family member last week that i'd forego dating for four years if I could retain my current President. So yeah.

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young_roshi 23 points ago +23 / -0

I would too, but it wouldn't be much of an effort on my part. :(

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x79q3pb 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't give up friend, I know it's cliché AF, but there's somebody out there for you.

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1ValhallaJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look on the bright side. I hooked up with a gal a few weeks ago and while laying in bed she ripped a queef. The best way to describe it was I immediately thought it was an existential threat to mankind. The stink made me rethink reality as I knew it.

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AberamaGold [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's very noble of you :)

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IroWide 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's too much at stake, I couldn't care less about pleasure. Plus I think some of it's personal. I've learned a lot about how to run my business, carry myself, and make decisions from Trump, so he's quite special to me.

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AberamaGold [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's beautiful. I wish you all the best ❤️

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IroWide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you!

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AberamaGold [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're most welcome 🌜

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snuggs316 1 point ago +1 / -0

i like to think that the genuine outpouring of love from his supporters must reach prez maga on some sort of level. i feel certain God hears it.

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papagiorgio-g 18 points ago +18 / -0

As a guy who has been happily married for 22+ years. Women are nothing but a money sucking hole with no redeeming qualities.

Trump is awesome.

That is all.

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blinddoggy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Are you sure you're "happily" married?

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ciaramella_is_gay 6 points ago +7 / -1

Am married too, can confirm.

Marriage is an ongoing compromise by both parties involved, Trump is just trying to keep the world from killing itself.

Easy choice there.

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papagiorgio-g 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very much so. There's a difference that some men know in relationships. There's fantasy, and reality. The fantasy is that you marry the woman of your dreams and everything is skittle shitting unicorns after.

The reality is that women spend a ton of money on frivolous garbage. If I could have pocketed the money value of stuff taken to Goodwill over the 22 years I'd already be retired.

All that being said, we still like each other. I love her, but women don't love in the same way. I'd say she respects me. That's been good enough so far.

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the "happy" trajectory, wait until it turns bad

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VanBurenBoys 14 points ago +14 / -0

DJT > DTF

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TreeOfLiberty 11 points ago +11 / -0

Both? Both?

Both.

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SpaceMane 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen, and Awomen.

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BlmAnimalFarmFodder 8 points ago +8 / -0

In the moment I'd be all about the image on the left. 20 seconds later I'd realize what I had done and have deep regret and swear I'd make it right if I could have one more chance to make the correct choice. 12 mins later I'd pick the image on the left again...

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donald_lincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just 20 seconds eh? Not judging...

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PaulieM91 7 points ago +7 / -0

you cant get the former without the latter.

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honkpillfarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Por que no los dos

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AberamaGold [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Touché

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Not_Quite_Savage 4 points ago +5 / -1

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE IT ALL?

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Drinkup4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why not both?

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AberamaGold [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're allowed :)

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Freedomnc1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sorry...im hanging with the left photo...

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AberamaGold [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

(I'm a girl)

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Freedomnc1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would not assume, but your choice could be easy....

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smartass 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, thanks for the positive vibes :)

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AberamaGold [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

My pleasure :)

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donald_lincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is nothing wrong with the image on the left... and I mean nothing.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both, please.

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RobertPaulson 1 point ago +2 / -1

Erm, you're on your own with that one!

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Forty_Five 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not both?

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majorpribluda 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd take both, tbh.

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take both