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SCREW MIKE LINDELL 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by thisguy883 ago by thisguy883 +2361 / -4

...For making one of the most comfortable damn pillows I've ever had. Just got my pillow yesterday and figured I would lay down for a moment to see if it was as comfortable as advertised.

12 hours later I woke up.

Seriously, you need one of these things in your life.

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– Not_Quite_Savage 63 points ago +63 / -0

After you finish screwing him, we need to teach him some spycraft. He can't conceal intel for shit!

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– crazyfingers619 22 points ago +22 / -0

Your mission: Infiltrate DC, insert yourself into the subversion, put the commies to sleep, apply your pillow in the dead of night and smother out the commies without the slightest rumble, sigh, or a snore.

Later that day:

!! HI I'M MIKE LINDELL !!

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– Merlin32 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤣shhhh....Go to sleep....

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