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Mavdick96 308 points ago +315 / -7

Getting ready to suck some illegal dick.

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AsaNisiMAGA 256 points ago +258 / -2

While her cuck ginger boyfriend plays xbox and gobbles soy tendies.

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bck- 161 points ago +161 / -0

He’s actually in the corner of the room holding his phone horizontally

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prayinpede 46 points ago +46 / -0

Hes definitely a vertical filmer

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AT1IronMan 16 points ago +17 / -1

And hear I am thinking that I am the only one driven mad about this... Lol

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LandonFire 28 points ago +28 / -0

Damn Socialist Titties

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PikachuJohnson 12 points ago +12 / -0

She looks like she has droopy granny titties. But hey, what ever floats your boat!

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Imtrvkvltru 10 points ago +12 / -2

I always imagined orangutan tiddys, or maybe flapjacks out of national geographic Africa edition.

Like this

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PikachuJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

So he’s definitely a faggot.

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reagan2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's got a professional grade camera setup and a tripod. He's done this before.

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RedPilledRaven 60 points ago +61 / -1

She likes carrot juice

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h3xAd3c1m4L 34 points ago +34 / -0

As a ginger, I found this both hilarious and offensive. Let’s be frens!

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charlesthehammer 22 points ago +22 / -0

Can’t be frens with some one without a soul. I kid I kid. One of my friends is a ginger.

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h3xAd3c1m4L 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well...I do own a Kia Soul. That’s gotta count for something.

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thistlemitten 10 points ago +10 / -0

At first glance, I read that as "Can’t be frens with some one without a soul. I have a kid."

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JamesBlomey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same

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Perhelion 21 points ago +21 / -0

🤢

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PikachuJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤮

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Alaskan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you choose a name yet? If not, may I recommend Karen?

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modscalledmeacuck 2 points ago +3 / -1

EMBER YOU WILL REMEMBER

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AnonymousFrog 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Rail against the white man in the streets. Get railed by the white man in the sheets.”

I guess there is a thin line between love and hate.

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AgentSmith 5 points ago +7 / -2

Id pound the shit out of that commie poon tang.

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FinalDeliverance 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats one way we lose good Patriots. One of the communism transmission vector is venereal.. You must have dis-a-pwin

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AgentSmith 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good to know ill make sure to wrap it up.

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TheBasedFriscoMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ain’t enough wrappers in the world to convince me to fuck a smelly cunt (I’m sure it’s yeasty).

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BloodyWolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try to convert her to our side. It will be your good deed for the night.

That and stuffing her mouth with something. She never says anything good.

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AgentSmith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Panties work good for that and they love it.

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BloodyWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

... I love you people. :)

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Followdamoolah2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never stick your dick in crazy.

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Pootweet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not gonna lie, I was checking out that rack.

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dixieleeanon 2 points ago +3 / -1

As a former bleeding heart retard, with mind, body & spirit that's 100% American but w/Puerto Rican blood I can... Well I should say once I could understand where this person is coming from. Puerto Ricans, we are a..... Umm .. passionate ppl. We run hot w/our views & what we hold dear. As woman some may say trouble, others combative I still say passionate, we are a passionate ppl. So we can be loud at times maybe relentless, dominating unapologetic. It might come off as too abrasive as a woman. We don't like the appearance of submission. All that being said I have learned maybe the hard way (lol) that as it turns out a bit of submission does the body good. It is quite possible in fact that the only reason I ever came to my senses was cuz if my good ole southern gentleman from Texas who's old fashioned ways had little time for all my liberal nonsense. & Since the dish he served was delicious beyond words, I quickly obliged. So imo the right white boy might be exactly what AOC needs. & If u b that boy, take one for the team. You just might save our Republic doing so.

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BloodElfSupporter 40 points ago +40 / -0

That's what I don't understand about these minority feminazi Leftists...so many of them claiming so oppressed and how straight white males are the oppressors, yet so many of them (AOC, Omar, Harris etc) date or marry white dudes.

It really baffles my mind.

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castratedbob 54 points ago +54 / -0

Convicts in the streets, colonised in the sheets.

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Homemade-Soap 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sum Ting Wong?

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PikachuJohnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mai Bhig Dong.

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46692chaos 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂😂😂

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trollkin0331 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wi Tu Low

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NomadicKrow2 33 points ago +33 / -0

Maybe they have tried to marry black dudes. They just don't stick around.

Sorry. I'll see myself out.

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3-10 11 points ago +13 / -2

Why? You’re accurate. My sister has been through a string of black men and all cut loose when it gets serious. Hell, her daughter (the oldest) has a father and that guy has 6 kids from 5 mothers

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NomadicKrow2 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yeah, well. Jokes about race tend to be lazy in my opinion. However, jokes about reality are great. So then jokes about race are easy and effective? I don't know. I'm taking Adderall right now.

My sister has also gone through a few black guys and has two kids by one of them. I love my niece and nephew. But their father can fuck right off. He's a piece of shit. And his family is garbage too. Kids learn to speak from adults, right? But generally from speech that engages them. So when parents "baby talk" their kids, the kids learn words as baby talk. Well... My niece and nephew learned to talk like fucking savages. My nephew, there was a while where he could hardly be understood. Incorrect grammar, all kinds of shit. And I know he got it from his father's family.

Sorry dude. This Addy is fucking crazy. I'm new to it, but it seems to be a cure for my narcolepsy.

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laredditarmy 7 points ago +8 / -1

mudshark

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3-10 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea, the father hasn’t paid a dime in child support and hasn’t seen my niece is 3 years. Her grandmother on her dad’s side is decent enough, she admits she raised a POS.

Welfare really messed up the black community.

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NomadicKrow2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. I was homeless in 2009-ish. Go to a food stamp office with cadillacs and escalades in the parking lot. Go in for food stamps and they offer me 1.75 a month. I told them to keep that shit. They said I was able bodied and owned a car. I found out later than owning a car can't be held against you. But how in the hell would I have fought that? But some bitch chose to have five kids with a deadbeat and she gets like 800 a month.

Bitch, there are NO JOBS. Or there weren't at the time. I'm in a good place now. Despite student debt, I'm trying to buy a house, which will actually cost me less than renting.

It's not even a race thing with me. I just wish that if we were going to have these social safety nets, at least treat everybody the same. When you deny me in my time of need, but award absurd amounts to someone else because of their skin color, I didn't make it about race. YOU DID. I would have been happy with 50 a month. I needed about 150 if I was really going to scrape by. 50 would have at least got me bread and sandwich meat and bottled water.

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laredditarmy 8 points ago +9 / -1

mudshark

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roundhammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was there one set of twins?

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3-10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, the 2nd child and like the 4th were the same mother.

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Angerisagift 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, was your sister always on the plus size side?

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3-10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, she is very fit.

Manages a very large hotel in a very large city. Very pro-Trump. Had to fire a bunch of people die to the pandemic and fired the liberals first.

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Skabliggum2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cue building slow clap...

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dixieleeanon 1 point ago +2 / -1

No well maybe Me personally my entire life my mom best into my brain that I couldn't pick a Spanish guy ( I guess I should preface by saying my only options were white or Hispanic. My parents are both Puerto Rican & growing up I believed that they were THE MOST RACIST PPL on earth) that being said I had to get Hispanic men out of my head cuz according to her they ALL best their wives, cheat on their wives, verbally abuse their wives, tey aye extremely jealous, untrusting, cold, degrading ' demeaning. She would say " find ur self a tall white boy, w/ blonde hair (not red not orange) they will fall in love w/u & kiss your ass. They'll be nice to you, respect you & want to be around you. Trust me, a white boy is the only way you'll ever find happiness in love"

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mom was almost right. Get an average height guy that's more like a 6 or 7 in the looks department. Or a guy that's been single a long time. Those are the ones that will fall in love with you and stick with you just because you're giving them the time of day. Tall white guy with blonde hair knows he has options.

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dixieleeanon 0 points ago +1 / -1

& I would say that anything (except perhaps someone truely broken) tall or not. Is capable of falling foolishly in love. If u have never, well I recommend it There's nothing like it. Loving someone in a way that that makes u feel insane is something everyone should experience once. But I mean real love not selfish love. Besides making a life, there is nothing better in this world, imo

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NomadicKrow2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been a long time since I loved like that.

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dixieleeanon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh u misunderstood my mom just had an abrasive vocabulary. She never would've approved of a cuck. Or some poor sap. She would want me to find a powerful man mentally & physically. She simple wanted me to understand that where as the quantities I have combined w/what I would require from my partner in a relationship (meaning someone w/integrity, honor, hardworking, free thinking, confidant, intelligent & a scraper if need be) the outcome w/ a Hispanic man would be me getting my ass beat probably on a daily basis but the same combination w/a white boy would lead me down a very different path. Now since I've never been w/a man that wasnt white I can't say w/100% certainty that she was correct. But seeing as how I have never even considered anything else I suspect she was very much on to something.

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DeMoonMan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Kind of reminds me of this girl I know who hates America and wants to move because of the usual "muh oppression by whitey." I asked her which country she wanted to move to and I shit you not, she said England..

Like what even the fuck..

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BloodElfSupporter 17 points ago +17 / -0

I lost so many brain cells reading that...

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3-10 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tell her to try Mali. There are no whiteys there.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 4 points ago +4 / -0

Central African Republic

It even has "African" and "Republic" in there.

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JamesBlomey 5 points ago +5 / -0

An AK on the flag means fair and free elections.

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chad move to put a gun on your country flag

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PikachuJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

But she’d be raped before she got off the plane in Timbuktu.

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Leonrhodes1993 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey Fren you can keep her what got to many libs here already

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Wyrmshadow 5 points ago +5 / -0

She must like that Jawa dick then

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Skabliggum2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no! Sand People!

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sum Ri Tahd

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Skabliggum2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am we tall did.

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Imransgarage 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's part of their religion of oppression. It is freeing to them to do wtf they want sexually. It's like a ritualistic fetish to use their sex to rebel against the imagined repression.

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Dfalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

look at who all the beta cucks are, almost exclusively white guys - that's why

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BloodyWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their class-conditioning mandates that Caucasians be the cattle, and "POC" the predators. So of course you're going to observe that, like that POC in liberal territory tend to be unhinged. But it is not like any of them usually have any talent in standing up to a group, which makes the lot of them beta in any significant sense.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. Don't be fooled by pop culture. Plenty of black dudes are beta fags too

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Racerx719 22 points ago +23 / -1

I’d fuck some capitalism into her

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AsaNisiMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Giving new meaning to the term money shot. Forgive me. I can't resist the easy gags. 😈

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charlesthehammer 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don’t think she gags easy. ;)

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Racerx719 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol exactly. No respect whatsoever. And I’d raid her liquor cabinet after. Grimey style

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Skabliggum2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dear lord, please, PLEASE, no one get this woman pregnant.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might make her more reasonable.

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SonofAnu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free.

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +3 / -1

Never put The_D in crazy.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch out...you might end up like Joe getting commied up by Mika lol

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YUNG_GUAC 21 points ago +22 / -1

Don't forget the GoPro helmet

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Indianapede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kamala in training?

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SonofAnu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Those are some really big jowls to fill.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 4 points ago +4 / -0

AOC has better natural advantages.

But I'll still rather buttfuck a porcupine

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chahn1138 13 points ago +16 / -3

OK.....it wasn't just me.....I actually got it! LOLOLOL

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Johnnyboy2324 11 points ago +12 / -1

Bruh who down voted that??😂 fucking cuck libs infiltrating the Donald. They be like Greta, “How dare you!”

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OwnaLib87 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s the joke

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Trump4allz 146 points ago +150 / -4

It is pretty funny, actually

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 48 points ago +49 / -1

I find staring into the eyes of a demon somewhat uncomfortable.. otherwise pretty funny

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 31 points ago +31 / -0

I think the implication is you would be staring at the top of her head

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TommyLasordasBallBag 46 points ago +47 / -1

Lucky for you, penicillin is cheap.

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Gmoney89 -7 points ago +10 / -17

Done had a couple of those shots! Bring it on

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FrugalTinkerer 23 points ago +24 / -1

Screw this witch? Get ready for pepperoni sized sores on your sausage...

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Gmoney89 -4 points ago +11 / -15

Had em, I’ll take a case from her

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iminlovewithtrump 7 points ago +12 / -5

lots of people lying in here, we all know we would

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mailorderballet 12 points ago +13 / -1

Being completely honest, the vast majority of men would have sex with at least 80% of the female population if there were no commitment or consequences required.

So if nobody found out, if it wasn't cheating, if you didn't have to see her again, go down the list blah blah blah - yeah we'd all bang her. But in the real world, no, her baggage is not worth the cost.

The same is not true for women though, they'd only pleasure bang maybe 20% of the male population.

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Barbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

She unfortunately is over the line in the crazy/hot formula.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 2 points ago +2 / -0

After discovering that 24% of the female population is under 18, Joe Biden officially delivers the "Statistic of the Year Award" to Mr. u/mailorderballot

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Gmoney89 0 points ago +1 / -1

They’re so soft!

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Gmoney89 0 points ago +2 / -2

These guys are so fucking pathetic! They all claim they’re “Tough Patriots” but wouldn’t bang some hot Commie! I believe in God, he would forgive me. Right??

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SpezDispenser 12 points ago +14 / -2

Yea she looks shtoopable here for sure. Big ol taters.

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JohnTomato 6 points ago +7 / -1

Well, the accusation is that she's fucking retarded, not ugly. Maybe a little horse face, but nothing a light switch couldn't fix if it bothers someone that much.

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BloodyWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how mature this community is. Never change. 💓

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elodrian 2 points ago +2 / -0

she's fucking retarded, not ugly.

All the sweater meat of a regular girl, with half the pillow talk!

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Rammstein1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Beware of the succubus !

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RedPilledRaven 143 points ago +144 / -1

And they said Kamala hasn’t taught the younger extreme leftist members of congress anything.

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SpookyBandit 44 points ago +44 / -0

It's a skill passed down to leftist women and soy fag every generation.

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gearhed 9 points ago +9 / -0

For some reason this reminds me of a communist Pinocchio forced to stare into a fags asshole and asked if he still likes communism.

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deep cuts. I’ve seen that.

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Specter 16 points ago +16 / -0

Do leftist women give good head? I wouldn’t know, never been with one

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FrugalTinkerer 21 points ago +22 / -1

Only the psychotic ones do, and they are not worth the trouble...

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Earlie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Then that's a yes

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mailorderballet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only the psychotic ones

Ah, so they all give good head.

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BloodElfSupporter 9 points ago +12 / -3

I can tell you my BJ skill got much better AFTER I was redpilled ;P

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Specter 5 points ago +6 / -1

It’s settled, redpilled women are the best

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Angerisagift 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a real range. Some are 😋 and they are proud of watching some adult vids and want to show off their prowess. But leaving the act itself apart, they can be so unattractive as women in just how hostile and damaged. They like to talk about “double standards” and yet they are women and deep down do want a partner, but they’ve been burned so much more often that they have these bizarre defenses: they’ll perform sex acts when they hardly know you, but they won’t have sincere talks or do anything traditionally feminine (with you, with other girls or gay guy friend the baking and cooking is fine). We have all these women who try to be guys and it just doesn’t work. Almost no woman has better mental health by being promiscuous. Guys it’s an open question (not recommending it, sometimes wish my first was my last).

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Mother_of_gains 85 points ago +90 / -5

I'd let her suck it. Would want her to sign a release form first so she can't claim "muh nonconsent" later.

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BeSafeAltAvoidDoxxin 55 points ago +56 / -1

they've legit thrown out consent forms in rape trials saying the woman was under duress or influenced to sign it whatever bullshit #metoo, we're dealing with a whole new level of kangaroo court best way to protect yourself is only have sex with your long term committed partner. I won't go so far as to say wait until marriage, but definitely only have sex with women you've been with for a few months and know you can trust.

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BeSafeAltAvoidDoxxin 7 points ago +9 / -2

I'm not a very religious person and believe many Trump supporters like myself are libertarian independents that loved Trump but never voted for GOP shitheads otherwise... it's best not to alienate your former Bernie bros and such by saying wait for marriage, but I think everyone can get behind the idea of only people you love and trust !

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Fuck_reddit34 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sticking your dick in crazy is stupid. Have some fucking discipline, commie.

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GodSaveTheWest 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's best not to alienate your former Bernie bros and such by saying wait for marriage,

I mean you can just disagree, dont need to feel "alienated" because someone holds a different opinion on sex than you.

im of the mind that you should only have sex with someone youre in a committed relationship with, but dont get offended when someone says wait til marriage.

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Pearls_Swine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, either he misspoke or took that way too personally. I'm even more lenient about who people choose to fuck, but definitely don't have issues with those who wish to refrain from premarital sex.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the whole #metoo movement is scaring young people away from knocking each other up and having abortions? Talk about a backfire from the Radical Left!!

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conservativeyuppie 20 points ago +21 / -1

I won't go so far as to say wait until marriage

I will.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aww who am I kidding, just grab em by the fuckin pussy.

Welcome to Locker Room Talk, I will be your host tonight

Up next, is AOC's dick bigger than Eric Swalwell's? Is Nancy Pelosi's period blood part of the secret Coca-Cola recipe? Will Biden be inaugurated on the 20th?

You'll find the most disgusting shit on Locker Room Talk!

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BeSafeAltAvoidDoxxin 2 points ago +4 / -2

I would too personally, but I know many Trump supporters are less religious and I will never push my advice on people who love our cause but have certain religious differences.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 3 points ago +5 / -2

Yeah! Let ‘em accumulate stds and let all that promiscuity put them at risk for higher rates of divorce in the long term. At least no one will call you pushy!

But seriously, we already have all the data we need (decades’ worth since the free love era) to advocate for the benefits of a committed one man one woman relationship for life using an evidence-based approach. Speaking the truth and risking offense (oh no!) is more loving than withholding life-bettering knowledge.

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reagan2024 0 points ago +3 / -3

Marriage is bullshit and not worth it for men today.

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +2 / -1

Youre right and i dont know why people are downvoting you.

Marriage is a massive risk for men these days, a religious union taken over by government and the courts.

Its much safer to just commit to a person without potentially dooming yourself financially. If youre willing to risk it go for it, just know the risks.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

People are downvoting because "muh Christian family values"

And it's bullshit. Because the Bible never talked about "marriage" in the sense that marriage is today, where a man and a woman enter in an agreement with THE STATE that allows a woman to have a man by the balls for the duration of the marriage and guarantees her the upper hand in such a "marriage".

Marriage in the modern sense is for chumps.

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dixieleeanon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not true, marriage can be a wonderful thing but u gotta marry ur best friend that's the secret. If u do this, communicate, & grow together then there's nothing can't do together. A good marriage is the most powerful thing there is. Don't allow urself to fall for that propaganda. They would very much like u to believe this. Just hold out for the right one.

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elodrian 2 points ago +2 / -0

u gotta marry ur best friend

I dislike this position. You and your wife will have many different components to your relationship: she will be your wife, your lover, your business partner (insofar as the household is a business), and co-parent to your children. Adding "best friend" to this list is putting a lot of eggs in one basket. Ties and relationships outside your nuclear family make your family stronger and safer. Your best friend should be another man and her best friend should be another woman. You both need someone to talk to other than each other on occasion.

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got to marry your best friend? What if your best friend's a man? Or a cat?

I don't believe that marriage is for everybody, or that is "the most powerful thing". You say don't believe the propaganda, but it seems like you bought into the marriage propaganda.

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Shin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't have to be religious to appreciate the values of waiting until marriage

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reagan2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

What happens when you wait till marriage and you find out the pussy ain't no good?

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GodSaveTheWest 0 points ago +1 / -1

Good thing there are more important things in life than "da pussi bein gud"

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, like living free and not entering in a contract between yourself, a woman, and the state.

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dixieleeanon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Then u make it good, this is a " learned" trait

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, well you don't have to marry to get pussy.

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mailorderballet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah just wear a mask. Blame it on covid. They can't come after you with false allegations if they don't know who you are.

Make them wear a mask too, but only if they look like Kamala.

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NormaJeanRocks 22 points ago +24 / -2

Those donkey teeth though

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CahalTheMad 29 points ago +29 / -0

She can eat an apple through a chainlink fence.

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Djonpow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Speaking of 'oldie but goodie'....kek!

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GreatestPresidentEvr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh she's a swallower alright

Swallower of YOUR ENTIRE PENIS

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OliverWillis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yea, she'd bite your dick off

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Skabliggum2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counter with... Donkey Punch!

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eupraxia128 18 points ago +19 / -1

Good luck proving in court that aoc is competent enough to understand a legal release form.

The prosecutor could just show the video of AOC being baffled by a garbage disposal and then claim you raped a retarded girl. https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/07/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-garbage-disposal-apartment-scared-blown-away-funny/

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RedFemmeRedemption 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s probably theater so she can pretend she’s a simple person and not “privileged”.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +11 / -1

You sure? With those teeth I bet she could eat an apple through a chain link fence. That's how you get chipped beef.

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FrugalTinkerer 3 points ago +3 / -0

avoid the PULVERIZER

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

She smiles like a huskqvarna chainsaw

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SwampMonsterJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

You you PC bro?

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Tron3k [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

Thanks fren!

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Pickles 8 points ago +8 / -0

Very good work! I'm in the extreme minority of Pedes who will admit to thinking she's cute, but not cute enough to overcome her personality or lack of intelligence. Maybe I'm a sick puppy.

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or desperate! Jk...I honestly cannot be with someone whose ideology differs drastically from mine. If it's fwb it's fine, but relationship? No. I need someone that I can communicate freely and make fun of commies with.

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freedomdogs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mr Ed thinks she’s got a nice smile.

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Formerlurker92 36 points ago +37 / -1

She's putting her fuck handle on

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BidensWetNurse 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK!

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iminlovewithtrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

hell yeah sign me up

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Big_Don_45_2020 34 points ago +41 / -7

The only way to shut that dumb bitch up is to put a dick in her mouth

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BidensWetNurse 7 points ago +11 / -4

*best way

I could think of another way. But violence is wrong kids and I wouldn't ever waste a chick doing that to her hair in front of me.

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HeretostayUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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comakevin76 31 points ago +33 / -2

Pretty sure you are good. But that's me Pede.

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Tron3k [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

👍🏼

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Tron3k [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Exact. Those of us who know the border, know this as fact. Bad fences brings evil.

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BidensWetNurse 6 points ago +6 / -0

She knows. Is demonstrating how to "not get raped".

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eupraxia128 5 points ago +5 / -0

I honestly think she probably just parrots back the leftist extremist views the leftist alcoholics at her bar had.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve seen some pictures man…

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Hanging_Chad 26 points ago +26 / -0

milk truk arriv

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556x45mm 26 points ago +26 / -0

Beware communist titties

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FloydFanatics99 8 points ago +9 / -1

She doesn't know REAL communism, no way a true communist has those massive bodonkerdoos

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BidensWetNurse 6 points ago +7 / -1

Beware the Kh***r Milkers also, fren.

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iminlovewithtrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

why are you censoring yourself pede?

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Skabliggum2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cant figure it out.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

First they hypnotize you, then they enslave your ass.

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solomonwiebe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Requires heavy vetting.

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ShartMaster 8 points ago +9 / -1

Open bobs

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Pence_Brigade 24 points ago +25 / -1

Don’t be fooled by big’o socialist titties.

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Smol_Gobbo 22 points ago +22 / -0

I don’t get it.

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tufftoffee 41 points ago +41 / -0

pats your head

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HeadExam 15 points ago +15 / -0

Blowjob

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Patriot_Cabbage 12 points ago +13 / -1

Awww man, you messed it up!

We're supposed to toy with them before we actually tell them!

You're no fun!

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HeretostayUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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Clarence_Thomas 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hahaha, you will

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JerryJerryJerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love that I read that in Justice Thomas' voice.

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BidensWetNurse 7 points ago +7 / -0

You must be over 18 to post on this site.

Not really, keep it up.

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Skabliggum2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what she said

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TheRoadGoesOnForever 18 points ago +19 / -1

WELL IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF

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fakewhiterage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfectly described

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No_name_iii 17 points ago +19 / -2

What a waste

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +2 / -1

Right? However I would just put a trash bag over her head and maybe it's doable.

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Skabliggum2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget air holes. If she refuses for the extra kink then that's on her.

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eupraxia128 13 points ago +13 / -0

With those horse teeth, a blowjob would feel like a cheese-grater.

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boomerpro17 13 points ago +29 / -16

This crap gets stickied? lol we are doomed when all people can think about is porn or banging a communist

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cenny 3 points ago +4 / -1

This forum isn't actually conservative. The Overton window has shifted massively. You'll only find traditional values promoted in White Nationalist circles.

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BloodyWolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

... Maybe everyone is just contemplating doing missionary work? 🤔

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +2 / -1

Better than Pinochet memes IMO

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Barbs 4 points ago +5 / -1

Uh, a blowie isn’t sexist. Unless you think gay men don’t exist.

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malioswa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if bait but /deport

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TrumpOrDeath 12 points ago +14 / -2

I bet you all the men that had sex with her regret it. Probably have ptsd. That’s assuming she has sex. Pretty sure she just eats her pray. But I don’t judge.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prey

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Skeptipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure she just eats her pray

Pretty much what the meme is about in a way isn’t it?

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SaveOurRepublic 12 points ago +13 / -1

fancy acrylic chair that leaves the sweat imprint of her asshole and her sloppy vagina behind after she finishes using it.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

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NADSAQ 18 points ago +19 / -1

nigga what

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SaveOurRepublic 4 points ago +5 / -1

Trust me. These types of chairs collect condensate. It’s the “new.” Art Deco movement and your legs sweat.

It’s typically why you use a material like mesh etc. Certainly will make you think twice about using someone else’s office chair.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 12 points ago +13 / -1

You've not answered his question, I'll rephrase:

Nigga what?

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SaveOurRepublic 5 points ago +6 / -1

It’s real simple. This stupid twat spent $600 on an acrylic chair thats uncomfortable as fuck and does nothing but look cool. It also does little in terms of being an insulator. Cold+Heat = Condensation.

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Fecklessgod 10 points ago +11 / -1

Ha ha. This one is pretty good. Very simple, yet hilarious.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 10 points ago +11 / -1

Ha, there they are. She's been hiding them of late.

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Tron3k [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's our new Nancy

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's just one underwire bra away from world domination. DON'T TELL ANYONE

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Nancypelosisoldliver 10 points ago +11 / -1

She the type that wants you to ask for concent halfway through and then afterwards her friends will still convince her it was rape and she will revoke concent 4 months later and you will be a rapist by default.

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SilentMajority85 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a waste of tits.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun bags

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JustANormalAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gets offended half way through

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Johnson, zoom and enhance on that eyeball reflection."

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Goldlight 7 points ago +7 / -0

you really shouldn't meme her, it gives her power

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2SmokinBarrels 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Horse is ready to naw on your carrot!

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NPC11011110000 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's looking like a future Vice President.

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Lord_Karius 6 points ago +6 / -0

Am I the only one who can tell those thangs hang like an orangutan?

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Tron3k [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

why you don't take care of them...

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blubberdong 6 points ago +7 / -1

Eye contact is essential.

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Tron3k [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny how it just kinda telegraphs do much...

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mrs.rose 6 points ago +6 / -0

you're over the target OP

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Moltar 6 points ago +6 / -0

She wants chorizo

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BrokenBleu 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know what’s funny as fuck? She dates the most whitest looking redneck dude there is.

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GainesvilleFlorida 2 points ago +2 / -0

Know what else is funny, from what I’ve seen the offspring of those ethnicities mixed do not make cute kids.

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Romanfun61 5 points ago +5 / -0

and exactly how much adrenochrome did you bring with you.

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LoneStarPede 5 points ago +6 / -1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻

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Crankyboy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks about right.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 5 points ago +5 / -0

Checks out Pede. Like riding a bike! You still got it!

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Taylor_Burden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muy Caliente

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Tron3k [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Si gracias!

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Nicksosick 4 points ago +5 / -1

When your girl gives you a BJ if she does this, you know your in for a treat

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MuhNameJeff 4 points ago +4 / -0

OOOOoOOOoooOooooo! Shit

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A_Russian_Wall 4 points ago +5 / -1

Despite being an absolute retard, I'd still smash her without hesitation.

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Morgio_Zoroder 4 points ago +5 / -1

top kek

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deeznuts86 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bet she could suck start a Harley

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CandyBarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had to log in just to say GREAT WORK

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TheNewRepublic 3 points ago +4 / -1

Very naice.

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SilentMajority85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sandy head.