January 20. Biden gets ready to take oath Hey that's not the communist manifesto Pocket turtle on the Bible Joe looks at crowd in confusion. Everyone eating small bowls of guac Dafuq.gif John Roberts rips off his John Roberts mask revealing ¡Jeb Bush! ¡Jeb! says I really won in 2016 so I'm taking office now You're all under arrest! National Guard troops serve the 6,000,000 sealed indictments on everyone Jeff Sessions swears ¡Jeb! in as 46th President Joe Biden picks up the pocket turtle and reads the back It says "trust the plan"