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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +3 / -3

Whatever happens, if they send the conspiracy theorists to the death camps first, I'm going to take my sweet time before doing anything about it. These people are mentally ill and overwhelmingly subhuman-intellect. I genuinely think they cling to conspiracy bullshit as a way of compensating for their own perceived stupidity. What better way to believe yourself 'akshually' extremely intelligent than to think that you're this 0.001% elite masterbrain human god who is uniquely equipped to "see through" all these elaborate plots? They literally think they're the smartest people in the country, but most of them all look like sex offenders and probably wouldn't make it three rounds in a bar trivia game.

They claim they "just want answers" but if you ever question their bullshit, they just lash out in psychotic rage. They don't want answers. They aren't 'investigating'. They're complete moonbats who need to be on medication, and their identities are completely wrapped up in their psycho bullshit.

These are literally the exact same people who peek through their blinds and write down the license plates of all the cars that stop at the stop sign in front of their house for more than 2 seconds, and they probably have hundreds of notebooks filled with scribblings clogging their house.

Consider this:

  1. Why do I never see one conspiracy fuckbrain ever shitting on another conspiracy fuckbrain over competing theories? They never disagree or prove each other wrong. They basically just end up combining their stupid bullshit into some kind doubly-stupid bullshit megatheory.

  2. They think they're all hyper-intelligent, but 99.998% of them are just vomiting stupid shit that they read on a website. They never came up with any theory themselves. They never did any actual investigating. All the conspiracy "investigation" always just involves a hyper-obese child molester in his leaky trailer watching internet videos.

  3. They mock 'NPCs' but then all you have to do is say "THE CIA DID IT" and they'll fucking believe whatever you say without even the slightest hesitation.

After the Harrison Deal car crash, where they all agreed to collectively LIE about "the engine being found a hundred yards away", which even the most cursory investigation would've proven was false, I basically decided I actively fucking despise these vermin. Final Solution them from the planet, I'm tired of listening to their mental illnesses. They're a fucking vile breed and they just poison everything around them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're a God damned liar.

On every point.

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +1 / -3

Go tell it to your reptilians living inside the hollow flat earth.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Validating my (actual) claim.

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IcyHue 0 points ago +2 / -2

Love your rant, wish I could upvote more than once.

I just had to think of a nice situation a couple of years ago. I was with some friends at a little garden party, two guys started a debate about how it was all fake and how the towers could never have collapsed the way they did. I fiercely stated my opinion and what I knew about steel beams and so on, when our host's husband, who had sat with us quietly listening, calmly agreed with me and provided some further details and numbers. Both guys tried to shut him up with the usual "you believe their lies" but he seemed very confident and relaxed so I asked him about his background. He: "I studied physics and work as a static analyst at the xy Airport. The calculation of such risks is part of my daily job." - That was such a glorious moment, lol!