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PeskyDude 72 points ago +72 / -0

Can't believe Eric Shartswell still has a job.

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Magasaurus_Rex_1 24 points ago +24 / -0

Came in here to make a shart joke. Just take my updoot instead please

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Airvh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I'm gonna have to take some Pepto Bismol just to keep from losing my sh** while laughing.

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Christineblaseyford 12 points ago +12 / -0

He looks like the dumbest dumb fuck in the land of democrats

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PelosisCellMate 6 points ago +6 / -0

After all that pegging from fangfang i'll bet he sharts very well

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

better yet, hes still on the intelligence committee in addition to being a House member.

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine being a Chinese spy and being ordered to date that creep.

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Fatlady 29 points ago +29 / -0

My son calls him "shit britches." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ

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Trumpnado_warning 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahaha very appropriate!

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justwow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Laughed out loud!

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YUNG_GUAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the chuckle, Fatlady.

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You_Aint_Black 20 points ago +20 / -0

Imagine being in the military and just watching a Chinese spy waltzing past you to vote on your fate in combat.

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Trumpnado_warning 18 points ago +18 / -0

He looks perpetually fucktarded.

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ProphetOfKek 20 points ago +20 / -0

Matt Damon with the retard slider maxed all the way.

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Trumpnado_warning 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMFAO!

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Commiestomper69 13 points ago +13 / -0

What a faggot looking face.

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BenLurking 11 points ago +11 / -0

His face screams chinese herpes...

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 8 points ago +8 / -0

Traitor!

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bro higher brass military make the calls and theyโ€™re very establishment. Iโ€™d like to be wrong just this once.

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BehindEnemyLinesOR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Theyโ€™re not the US military anymore. They fight for every country except for ours.

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USA-dude-69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Objectively speaks Swallweller has a very stupid face!

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jamrs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gov is closed on Monday

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

How convenient

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GreatHumungous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pizza face ShartsWell.

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roadrunner0 3 points ago +4 / -1

They have been using the tunnels like the rats they are..

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BS2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being the military there and having to protect this ass stain -- and THEN getting questioned by the FBI about your loyalty to your oath when apparently the FBI forgot to ask this China Spy fucker

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roundhammer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spying aside, something about him just seems really "off". I can't put my finger on it, but maybe Fang Fang has.

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JediMasterPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks like Dane Cook with a stick up his ass

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol.... FartyPants. Thatโ€™s fucking funny

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Titan93 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do they know? Do they care? Did Obama get rid of the constitutionalists officers? Are they even allowed to see or say anything that contradicts state propaganda?

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lowell, from Wings?

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tomorrow is a Federal holiday..

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

mud butt

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ChainsCooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smells like sushi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ›“

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outsideop 1 point ago +1 / -0

The face of the missing link.

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boonjosh 1 point ago +1 / -0

This China paid faggot don't give a shit about that. He would sooner throw those soldiers under the bus.

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epic Fartsmell belongs in Gitmo, not Congress.

Flush Washington DC.

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cosmos411 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn't give a shit about things like that. In order for that to bother him he needs to have morality, integrity and honesty. What I can't imagine is being one of those soldiers and seeing this prick walk past me.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if people hold their noses when he walks by?

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spaceghost17 1 point ago +1 / -0

He tried to sellout his country for some free soy milk!

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SilentMajority85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forrest Gump Jr

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until Eric Swallwell, no one believed in chemtrails

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Wishdonwasdad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol!

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Margojudge 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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angrygrampa1953 1 point ago +1 / -0

poor fang fang had to jump this guy

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SilentMajority85 1 point ago +1 / -0

www.cumfacegenerator.com

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Tacosalad67 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks like a fucking thumb.

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daytrip 1 point ago +1 / -0

That pic of him in his tux with fang fang...he looks like a straight up retard. No offense to retards.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

"...and, knowing that there's nothing that the US military can do about it!"

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yvjin 1 point ago +1 / -0

They work on MLK Jr day? It's a federal holiday

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

This photo he kind of has the look of Ray Liotta in Revolver when he finds out that he wasn't important. I just envision him saying "Salute me! I'm soon to be head of Homeland Security! I demand respect!"

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YUNG_GUAC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine being me and having to realize this guy isn't gay and actually had sex with a woman.

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Tommy-TD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most Punchable Face World Champion.

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meiman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shartwell ain't chinese spy. He only likes chinese pussies.

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LoveLess1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Congress in session tomorrow?

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